The Shortest Stories Ever Written - in 6 words

[DallasApple]

The telephone range..should one answer?

 

[Quagmire]

"Is this all there is? Hurrumph".

 

[DallasApple]

I have to pee..should I indulge?

Love

Dallas

 

[Quagmire]

Living in the land down under

 

[DallasApple]

"Is this all there is? Hurrumph".

Thats about it...sorry to say...

Love

Dallas

 

[Quagmire]

I have to pee..should I indulge?

Love

Dallas

If you don't, you'll wish yahad.

 

[DallasApple]

Living in the land down under

One of my favorites... thanks hunny..


Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

If you don't, you'll wish yahad.

What?Like maybe a bladder infection?

Love

Dakkas

 

[Quagmire]

One of my favorites... thanks hunny..


Love

Dallas

Me too. You have good taste. :yes:

 

[Quagmire]

What?Like maybe a bladder infection?

Love

Dakkas

Or even a kidney stone, maybe.

 

[DallasApple]

Or even a kidney stone, maybe.

You are only five words?

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

You are only five words?

Love

Dallas

Nevemind nevermind nevermind nevermind nevermind nevermind!

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

Or even a kidney stone, maybe.

OUCH kidney stones are a *****!

Love

Dallas

 

[Quagmire]

Nevemind nevermind nevermind nevermind nevermind nevermind!

Love

Dallas

I was counting on my fingers.

 

[DallasApple]

I have yellow poinsiettas..table top.

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

I was counting on my fingers.

Thats what fingers are good for...

Love

Dallas

 

[Quagmire]

Thats what fingers are good for...

Love

Dallas

I would be lost without them.

 

[Kathryn]

The quadraplegic gazed at her piano.

 

[ChristineES]

"Whoops, I should have checked first."

 

[Luminous]

i will not play your game.
did you hav enough? well done.
do you know anything? yeah maybe.
i am writing my last words.