The Shortest Stories Ever Written - in 6 words

[Quagmire]

But the children will carry on.

 

[Panda]

Maybe I flipped them last week

"I'll pass out on the floor"

 

[MissAlice]

Hey, my book has just vanished!

 

[Kathryn]

"What, that's it? No donkey show?"

 

[MissAlice]

Sorry but Mr. Hankey has postponed.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Trusted a total stranger. Predictable outcome.

 

[monta]

Trusted a total stranger. Predictable outcome.

They all lived happily ever after?

 

[England my lionheart]

Gone shopping,dinners in the Dog!
My Wife

 

[Kilgore Trout]

They all lived happily ever after?

Of course! What else would happen?

 

[YmirGF]

No story here. Keep moving along.

 

[Willamena]

I think(ing process), therefore "I am".

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Protagonist's arc builds toward climactic resolution.

 

[Quagmire]

Epilogue:
What have we learned from this?

 

[monta]

Epilogue:
What have we learned from this?

Sometimes, bad people derail good threads!

 

[The Hammer]

Sorry, Dave, I can't do that...

 

[Kathryn]

This sucks - go read a book.

 

[monta]

Brevity is the soul of wit

 

[Panda]

"we are all full of ****"

 

[monta]

As we are, so we assume.

 

[Willamena]

As we are, so we assume.

As we are, so we awesome.