Things I Do Not Understand

[Samael_Khan]

I do not understand women, yet somehow I am in a healthy relationship with one.

 

[ChristineM]

I do not understand women, yet somehow I am in a healthy relationship with one.

 

[ChristineM]

Why all of a sudden RF asks me about every 20 minute if i am a bot.

 

[JustGeorge]

I believe the issue is - and I am reliably informed that Fred would agree with this himself - that he is too sexy.

What a burden he must have!

 

[John53]

 

[ChristineM]

 

[McBell]

 

[ChristineM]

 

[Spice]

I don't not understand why no one wears hairnets or surgical caps in the evidence lab on crime shows. There's even one ME who let's the hair dangle.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

I don't understand why my 10 month grandson insists on wearing his food instead of eating it.

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't understand why my 10 month grandson insists on wearing his food instead of eating it.

I don't understand why you eat it and not wear it!

 

[John53]

I don't understand why they insist I order my food off a screen when there's 3 of them standing at the counter doing nothing.

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't understand why they insist I order my food off a screen when there's 3 of them standing at the counter doing nothing.

I don't understand how you can resist the urge to lay on the counter and sing until one of them takes your order.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

I don't understand why you eat it and not wear it!

It clashes with my hair.

 

[John53]

I don't understand how you can resist the urge to lay on the counter and sing until one of them takes your order.

I can't sing and argue at the same time

 

[McBell]

I don't understand why they insist I order my food off a screen when there's 3 of them standing at the counter doing nothing.

I do not understand what you are talking about

 

[John53]

I do not understand what you are talking about

 

[John53]

 

[JustGeorge]

I can't sing and argue at the same time

I thought that was a skill everyone had.

 

[Spice]

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In my world it's even worse. Only one order at a time, so the staff stands there waiting for the ticket to come up on their side, oftentimes having to talk the customer through how to use the system.