Things I Do Not Understand

[Wu Wei]

You do know you'd be valued in E asia?

Me, my liver is fine, don't covet no stinkin' bear-
parts medicine.

Oh, now you're just jealous

 

[Wu Wei]

I thought it stood for Rabbit Forum.

Well it should..... but sadly it doesn't......

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm not the one carrying a bear bladder around everywhere.

He does though.
Never parts with it....although not if he fails to steer clear of the Chinese.

 

[Wu Wei]

He does though.
Never parts with it....although not if he fails to steer clear of the Chinese.

I was in China and no one ever even mentioned bear bladder.... and I'm even married to a Traditinal Chinese Medical doctor......but then I was in the civilized North...not the barbaric south

 

[Revoltingest]

I was in China and no one ever even mentioned bear bladder.... and I'm even married to a Traditinal Chinese Medical doctor......but then I was in the civilized North...not the barbaric south

Are you sure you still have it?

 

[Wu Wei]

Are you sure you still have it?

yup

 

[Audie]

I was in China and no one ever even mentioned bear bladder.... and I'm even married to a Traditinal Chinese Medical doctor......but then I was in the civilized North...not the barbaric south

I'm thinking ..not really a suspicion, per se,
but the possibility does have to occur to me,
all due respect etc but...
Are you quite certain you actually are a bear?

Even those savage and unnatural northerners
are still Chinese , more or less anyway and they'd
have had your bladder.
Just like that.

Plus there's potentially visa issues.

 

[Audie]

Oh, now you're just jealous

Are you over 149cm tall? If so I'm jealous of
that.
The excessive body hair?
That's a issue. And those
fingernails. Honestly.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm thinking ..not really a suspicion, per se,
but the possibility does have to occur to me,
all due respect etc but...
Are you quite certain you actually are a bear?

Even those savage and unnatural northerners
are still Chinese , more or less anyway and they'd
have had your bladder. Just like that.

Plus there's visa issues.

He identifies as a bear.
He dresses as a bear.
He lives as a bear.
And he uses the bear appropriate lavatory....

 

[ChristineM]

He identifies as a bear.
He dresses as a bear.
He lives as a bear.
And he uses the bear appropriate lavatory....

No, no, no. They've become more civilised and hygenic since people started taking the mick out of the tappen.

 

[ChristineM]

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm thinking ..not really a suspicion, per se,
but the possibility does have to occur to me,
all due respect etc but...
Are you quite certain you actually are a bear?

Even those savage and unnatural northerners
are still Chinese , more or less anyway and they'd
have had your bladder.
Just like that.

Plus there's potentially visa issues.

The Civilized North Chinese were great..... Not one single mauling was necessary..... next year though, I may be in Hong Kong, with the funny talking barbarians..... may have to dole out a mauling or two when there

 

[Wu Wei]

Are you over 149cm tall? If so I'm jealous of
that.
The excessive body hair?
That's a issue. And those
fingernails. Honestly.

so...you're jealous then..... I knew it

 

[Audie]

so...you're jealous then..... I knew it

Don't make you special. Nearly everyone
except maybe a lesser pongid, or lemur is taller than me.

 

[Audie]

The Civilized North Chinese were great..... Not one single mauling was necessary..... next year though, I may be in Hong Kong, with the funny talking barbarians..... may have to dole out a mauling or two when there

Ha. Hong Kong has best life expectancy,
income, education and iq level in China.

And if you try being as ill mannered as mainlanders,
let alone those pushy meddlesome beijingers
are, i not only will not invite you to tea and scones
but will tip a bile merchant to your whereabouts.

If the trail of half eaten ducks, and aromatic
bs ( bear scat) hasn't led them to you already.

 

[SalixIncendium]

 

[The Hammer]

Just.... Just..... Wow....

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't make you special. Nearly everyone
except maybe a lesser pongid, or lemur is taller than me.

But you are jealous....so...yeah....

 

[Wu Wei]

Ha. Hong Kong has best life expectancy,
income, education and iq level in China.

And if you try being as ill mannered as mainlanders,
let alone those pushy meddlesome beijingers
are, i not only will not invite you to tea and scones
but will tip a bile merchant to your whereabouts.

If the trail of half eaten ducks, and aromatic
bs ( bear scat) hasn't led them to you already.

Wow...I was right Southerners are mean, ..... and barbaric.... unlike the cool, calm, and civilized North folk

 

[John53]

Always important to smoke while cleaning up fuel spills so you don't inhale petrol fumes.