Things I Do Not Understand

[John53]

I thought that was a skill everyone had.

Maybe I can but I've never had cause to use that weapon before.

 

[JustGeorge]

Maybe I can but I've never had cause to use that weapon before.

...

I can't even imagine such a life...

 

[John53]

In my world it's even worse. Only one order at a time, so the staff stands there waiting for the ticket to come up on their side, oftentimes having to talk the customer through how to use the system. View attachment 100007

Happens to me everytime I've been into Macca's in the last 2 years (which is twice).

I walk up to the counter and they say order at the kiosk.
Me: What's a kiosk?
Them: There (as they point at a screen)
Me: don't know how
Them: I'll show you
Me: You could take my order and serve me in the time it takes to walk around and show me.
Them: We're short staffed we can't take orders at the counter.
Me: But not too short staffed to walk around and show me.
Them: I'll come assist
Me: Don't bother I'll go else where.

 

[JustGeorge]

Happens to me everytime I've been into Macca's in the last 2 years (which is twice).

I walk up to the counter and they say order at the kiosk.
Me: What's a kiosk?
Them: There (as they point at a screen)
Me: don't know how
Them: I'll show you
Me: You could take my order and serve me in the time it takes to walk around and show me.
Them: We're short staffed we can't take orders at the counter.
Me: But not too short staffed to walk around and show me.
Them: I'll come assist
Me: Don't bother I'll go else where.

If I had to press my order into a machine, I'd go elsewhere, too.

I'm just not that hungry.

 

[John53]

If I had to press my order into a machine, I'd go elsewhere, too.

I'm just not that hungry.

Yup

 

[JustGeorge]

Yup

 

[John53]

I don't understand why @Stonetree is mean to me all the time.

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't understand why @Stonetree is mean to me all the time.

Probably because you leave droppings all over his shoulder.

 

[John53]

Probably because you leave droppings all over his shoulder.

Fertiliser. The ungrateful old ******* would die of hunger if it wasn't for me.

 

[Stonetree]

I don't understand why @Stonetree is mean to me all the time.

That's a low bough.....

 

[Samael_Khan]

I don't not understand why no one wears hairnets or surgical caps in the evidence lab on crime shows. There's even one ME who let's the hair dangle.

I don't understand why in movies and series, women who have been supposedly sleeping like regular people after sex, wake up with perfectly permed hair.

 

[ChristineM]

I don't understand why in movies and series, women who have been supposedly sleeping like regular people after sex, wake up with perfectly permed hair.

Gets me too.

 

[McBell]

I don't understand why in movies and series, women who have been supposedly sleeping like regular people after sex, wake up with perfectly permed hair.

Apparently they upgraded their hairspray to shellac....

 

[John53]

 

[ChristineM]

 

[McBell]

Why do women marry a man, spend 20 years changing him, just to complain he is not the man she married?

 

[ChristineM]

Why do women marry a man, spend 20 years changing him, just to complain he is not the man she married?

We don't, men get old and worn out, nothing more.

 

[Kathryn]

I don't understand how neither men nor women in movies or TV shows do not have morning breath apparently. Also, I do not understand how most women are even sleeping in teddies.

 

[Spice]

View attachment 100031

Now that's what I call a bike basket extraordinaire.

 

[JustGeorge]

men get old and worn out, nothing more.

I am a real man, after all...