Things I Learned on RF Today

[Secret Chief]

Kind of reminds me of hubbies tale...

When he had his prostate cancer op he was told by the surgeon to strip completely. He left the room and two female nurses walked in, one in her 30s the other an attractive trainee in her early 20s

He tells me you loose all inhibitions when you are shaved from chest to ankles by two, by this time they were beautiful women

I bet that was a challenge.

 

[SalixIncendium]

It's possible to eat meat without killing animals.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

When I got diagnosed with lymphoma I was 38 and still going to the same GP I had been going to as a kid. I told him about the lump on my groin which I now know was a swollen lymph node and he says take your pants off, then it was shirt, undies and left sock. Anyway the doc was getting kind of old and his eye sight wasn't the best so he called in his nurse/receptionist who happened to be someone I went through school with from kindergarten to when I had left. Lying on your back wearing nothing but one sock is a fun way to catch up with old friends.

It's like they say in real estate. Location, location, location. Do that in the bedroom by yourself and no one knows or would even care.

At least you had the option of going all Red Hot Chili Pepper.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Thanks for the advice. I'll try it at my next high school reunion and let you know how it goes.

Invoke the spirit of Judy Carne for them.

 

[John53]

I learnt all trees are dead and @Dan From Smithville and @JustGeorge eat nuts.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I learnt all trees are dead and @Dan From Smithville and @JustGeorge eat nuts.

I swear that I didn't do nuthin' to dem trees.

 

[JustGeorge]

I swear that I didn't do nuthin' to dem trees.

I might have.

 

[Stonetree]

When I got diagnosed with lymphoma I was 38 and still going to the same GP I had been going to as a kid. I told him about the lump on my groin which I now know was a swollen lymph node and he says take your pants off, then it was shirt, undies and left sock. Anyway the doc was getting kind of old and his eye sight wasn't the best so he called in his nurse/receptionist who happened to be someone I went through school with from kindergarten to when I had left. Lying on your back wearing nothing but one sock is a fun way to catch up with old friends.

I have to say it..........Pervert..!

 

[SalixIncendium]

14% = 0%

 

[McBell]

I swear that I didn't do nuthin' to dem trees.

How do you know those trees are democrats?

 

[SalixIncendium]

Humans Aren't Animals

 

[John53]

Humans Aren't Animals

Animals are much nicer

 

[SalixIncendium]

Animals are much nicer

Why thank you!

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Humans Aren't Animals

Yes, we are. We are born, die, eat, breathe, sleep, poop. We have the same organs (sometimes whether we need them or not) as other animals.

Animals are much nicer

Nope. Just, what animals do they don't do with malice -- that's the one thing that humans have mastered that no animal has (that I am aware of -- Hollywood movies like "Jaws" notwithstanding).

Reminds me of the line from King Lear (just replace "gods" with "humans"):

"As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods:
They kill us for their sport."

 

[John53]

I learnt we can't communicate with babies except when we can communicate with them.

 

[Stonetree]

Humans Aren't Animals

Please classify Republicans.

 

[SalixIncendium]

People shouldn't argue in debate forums.

 

[Secret Chief]

Kind of reminds me of hubbies tale...

When he had his prostate cancer op he was told by the surgeon to strip completely. He left the room and two female nurses walked in, one in her 30s the other an attractive trainee in her early 20s

He tells me you loose all inhibitions when you are shaved from chest to ankles by two, by this time they were beautiful women

Actually in all seriousness....

Maybe there was no staffing alternative but I do think this is a very unreasonable position to put a patient in

(And why the need to shave chest to ankles? (Asked in ignorance) ).

 

[Secret Chief]

People shouldn't argue in debate forums.

Yes they should.

 

[Secret Chief]

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