Things RF members would never say

[4consideration]

Rev: "I need a hug!" and "No thanks, I'm full."

Wirey: "Last night, after a full 20 minutes of lovin'..."

Sunstone: "I never knew that wearing pants is so much better than not wearing them."

Wu Wei: "Rev, I think you're swell."

Kilgore Trout: "I feel like it's time I take on a more humble disposition."

Mystic: "Sex is icky."

ChristineES: "You're going to hell!"

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Kilgore Trout: "I feel like it's time I take on a more humble disposition."

Well hey, I'm too damned honest to be humble.

 

[4consideration]

Well hey, I'm too damned honest to be humble.

I didn't say you weren't honest.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I didn't say you weren't honest.

True. Of course, you also didn't say that I wasn't sexy.

 

[4consideration]

True. Of course, you also didn't say that I wasn't sexy.

That's true.

Although, I did imply you would never indicate you were basing a decision on your feelings...and I want props for that.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

That's true.

Although, I did imply you would never indicate you were basing a decision on your feelings...and I want props for that.

To be fair, I always base my decisions on a feeling. The feeling of confidence that comes from knowing I always make the right decision.

 

[4consideration]

Kilgore Trout: "You know, you're right."

 

[Revoltingest]

Smart Guy:
I'll whop your &%$#@, you *#^@%ing (&*%^$#@!

Old Badger:
Heavens, I've got the vapors!

Viker:
I'm so glad I traded my Harley in for that pink Vespa!

4consideration:
My talk-like-a-New-Jersey-longshoreman lessons are going really %$&#$*ing well!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Kilgore Trout: "You know, you're right."

You know, you're right.

 

[LuisDantas]

Kilgore Trout: "You know, I was wrong after all".

 

[LuisDantas]

ChristineES: "Why oh why do you people insist on saying foolish things? Grow up already!"

0ne-Answer: "Come to think of it, why am I wasting my time caring about Islam?"

George-Ananda: "Of course death is final. Why do you ask?"

Thief: "Substance over Spirit. Definitely. Oh, and I don't think there is such a thing as an afterlife, nor that there is any need to believe in God."

Katzpur: "We must value tradition at all costs, even if it makes our practice appear inconsiderate."

Jaywalker Soule: "Israel... why?"

Revoltingest: "Why won't the government establish some rules already?"

 

[Kilgore Trout]

LuisDantas: "Pass me the bong, man."

 

[LuisDantas]

LuisDantas: "Pass me the bong, man."

So true.

 

[4consideration]

You know, you're right.

Touché!

 

[ChristineES]

Sunstone/Revoltingest/Wirey: I am 100% serious all the time, I ain't got no time for no jokes and no sarcasm.
LuisDantas: I am so surrounded by jerks, I want to throttle them all!
Alceste: A woman should stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen at all times.

 

[Buttercup]

Christine: "I think it's perfectly reasonable to trip old ladies when they're crossing the street!"

LuisDantas: "I'm so hoping I get a Hello Kitty purse for my birthday!"

KilgoreTrout: "I'm selling my 500 copy collection of Hustler magazines."

 

[Draka]

KilgoreTrout: "I'm selling my 500 copy collection of Hustler magazines."

Oh, you simply must expand that one.

KilgoreTrout: "I'm selling my 500 copy collection of Hustler magazines because I simply don't have room for both my extensive magazine collections and I just refuse to part with my Seventeen's."

 

[Revoltingest]

Buttercup:
I had such a great time seeing Revoltingest's machine tool & engine collection!

4consideration:
I had such a great seeing Wirey's collection of etchings & pencil eraser shavings!

ChristineES:
I had such a great time at my first MMA event. I really kicked his %$^&#@!

I've been working blue a lot lately.

 

[Buttercup]

Oh, you simply must expand that one.

KilgoreTrout: "I'm selling my 500 copy collection of Hustler magazines because I simply don't have room for both my extensive magazine collections and I just refuse to part with my Seventeen's."

I have no doubt that's the REAL reason. :yes:

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Oh, you simply must expand that one.

KilgoreTrout: "I'm selling my 500 copy collection of Hustler magazines because I simply don't have room for both my extensive magazine collections and I just refuse to part with my Seventeen's."

You can't blame me for not wanting to get rid of volumes of tips on how to get a boy to like me and how to pick out shoes on a budget.