Things RF members would never say

[Revoltingest]

Wrongo pongo!
I really do despise UM football!

 

[oldbadger]

Outhouse:- Oldbadger, that is a really interesting, educated and reasonable suggestion.

Revolting:- The trouble with the U.S. is that people just don't give enough support to our Police Forces!

Wirey:- I'm sorry to interrupt here, but please could I just pop in a small suggestion here?

Legiononononmoi:- I'll make this as brief as possible........

Jayhawker:- I love reading your posts Oldbadger, they're so..... reasonable!

Alceste:- We should all try harder to understand the pressures that down-trodden males face.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Oldbadger:
"Well, if Revolt said so, then it must be true!"

 

[oldbadger]

s2a:- Interesting idea you've got there, Oldbadger..... in fact I recently walked past a drunken tramp who was mumbling almost exactly the same thing. .... just saying....

 

[oldbadger]

Steeltoes:- I'm beginning to think that there could well be something more to this story about Jesus.

 

[oldbadger]

Savagewind:- There's something magical about all-male committees.

 

[4consideration]

Oldbadger: "I likes me wimin really skinny."

 

[Revoltingest]

Some thoughts about yours truly.....

Angelous Evangelous:
"Revolt is my daddy!"

Sunstone:
"I just worship the ground Revoltingest deigns to walk upon! He's the most honest, learned & scrumptious poster here!"

4consideration:
"I'd move up north for the privilege of making Revolt's sammiches if he only asked!"

Kilgore Trout:
"I'd do him."

Old Badger:
"I'd beat an innocent civilian senseless with me cudgel if it would please the revolting one!"

Viker:
"Here's my latest limerick about my idol...."

Wirey:
"I stopped watching hockey just because it doesn't interest him!"

Cynthia Cypher:
"He's the one man here who intimidates me with his wicked charm & scintillating intellect."

Mystic:
"Revoltingest? Never heard of'm."

Dirty Penguin:
"I became a Libertarian because Revolt showed me the light.....& I got a free pocket protector!"

Rev Rick:
"Gosh darn he's slippery! I've tried to ban the dolt, but he's just so lovable that the other staff won't allow it."

 

[Revoltingest]

I know what ya'll are thinking....he's so dang full of himself.
No, it just really is all about me.

 

[Draka]

Revoltingest:
"Draka is far superior than I am in the limerick department. I don't know why I try."

 

[Vinayaka]

Rev: Engines are nothing but trouble.

 

[Erebus]

Revoltingest: Je déteste le bacon

Draka: This Halloween I'll pray for all the souls who've turned their backs on our Lord Jesus.

Kilgore Trout: My chakras are playing up again. Anybody got any crystals?

oldbadger: USA! USA! USA!

 

[Wirey]

Draka:

I'm doin' fine!

 

[Draka]

Wirey:

I'm turning over a new leaf! No longer will I mac on anyone on RF! I think that sort of behavior is absolutely detestable and am utterly ashamed of myself that I ever acted in such a way! I throw myself upon the mercy of all here and beg the forgiveness of all!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Revoltingest:

1+1=2

 

[Wirey]

Wirey:

I'm turning over a new leaf! No longer will I mac on anyone on RF! I think that sort of behavior is absolutely detestable and am utterly ashamed of myself that I ever acted in such a way! I throw myself upon the mercy of all here and beg the forgiveness of all!

I say that all the time! I just phrase it like this:

How you doin'?

 

[Revoltingest]

And now for something completely different....
Something Quagmire would never wear....

 

[Estro Felino]

Revolt= I've decided to wear underpants under my kilt