This is it gals. The zillion dollar question. Would you rather run into a man or a bear in the woods?

[JustGeorge]

You're still Human, lol, seriously though I carry pepper-spray, it works on all animals with eyes.

What if she meets an eyeless bear, though?

 

[SalixIncendium]

I don't drive in the woods (anymore), so there is no danger of me running into either there.

 

[bobhikes]

What if she meets an eyeless bear, though?

She might have a good chance at fighting then.

 

[sun rise]

I like your fighting spirit but I would advise against fighting a bear.

The official advice

• Brown/Grizzly Bears: If you are attacked by a brown/grizzly bear, leave your pack on and PLAY DEAD. Lay flat on your stomach with your hands clasped behind your neck. Spread your legs to make it harder for the bear to turn you over. Remain still until the bear leaves the area. Fighting back usually increases the intensity of such attacks. However, if the attack persists, fight back vigorously. Use whatever you have at hand to hit the bear in the face.
• Black Bears: If you are attacked by a black bear, DO NOT PLAY DEAD. Try to escape to a secure place such as a car or building. If escape is not possible, try to fight back using any object available. Concentrate your kicks and blows on the bear's face and muzzle.

Staying Safe Around Bears - Bears (U.S. National Park Service)

www.nps.gov

 

[McBell]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1785409431267680381

 

[Kathryn]

You're still Human, lol, seriously though I carry pepper-spray, it works on all animals with eyes.

Pepper spray is not a bad idea.

 

[sun rise]

Pepper spray is not a bad idea.

Better is bear spray which is specifically formulated according to what I've read.

 

[McBell]

Spoiler: Language

 

[Stevicus]

Here's a more interesting question:

 

[McBell]

Here's a more interesting question:

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[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

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That was adapted by a writer for the "Man-Kzin" wars series substituting Kzinti for grizzly bears

 

[Kathryn]

104

 

[McBell]

Now that one is really tough.

Gonna have to think on it.
Or
Try really hard to forget about it...

 

[Kathryn]

I already miss day after day after day of temps over 100.

 

[McBell]

I already miss day after day after day of temps over 100.

I handle the heat much better than I handle the cold.
thus the reason I pick hot

Though both have their advantages and disadvantages.

 

[Stevicus]

I guess the question for men would be: If you were out in the woods, would you rather run into a woman or a beer?

 

[McBell]

I guess the question for men would be: If you were out in the woods, would you rather run into a woman or a beer?

Pics?

 

[McBell]

I guess the question for men would be: If you were out in the woods, would you rather run into a woman or a beer?

What about a cougar or a beer?

Or perhaps a woman or a cougar or a beer?

 

[We Never Know]

What about a cougar or a beer?

Or perhaps a woman or a cougar or a beer?

An older woman seeking younger men is referred to as a cougar.
However if she has no money, luxury car or nice house, she isn't a cougar... She's a stray cat