Jollybear
Hey
I mean seriously, just how is it possible that you have survived this long with an intellect that would make most squid look like Rhodes scholars?
Day after day, you go into excruciating detail to describe just what an absolute failure as a rational being you are, blissfully unaware of how ridiculous everything that comes out of your keyboard sounds. And then you point at these steaming piles of intellectual manure and say, "See? How do you respond to THAT, huh??" as if any other response other than hysterical laughter would be appropriate.
I just picture you standing there all proud of what you have produced, acting like you've just authored the special theory of relativity, when in fact it's just another milestone on your road to present yourself as the most intellectually stunted human that has ever lived.
Yeah, I know. Rule 1 or whatever. Go ahead, moderate it. I'll come back later and write a real response, if I can muster up the intestinal fortitude to face with a straight face and good intentions another round of gibberish that would in any other context be ascribed to the random typing of a retarded chimp.
That was buetifully poetic
I know you mentioned rule 1, dont worry, i wont report it. For the record, i have never reported any past posts you made to me or any other. Just so your aware. Any warnings a mod gave you, was not due to me reporting. Just so you know. Perhaps it dont matter, but, just so you know anyway.
Actually, Jesus never mentions Adam and Eve by name. The only time that He ever said ANYTHING that could be in reference to Adam and Eve is reported in Matthew 19:4and Mark 10:8 when Jesus is answering a question about divorce. In the Greek text, He called them "the male" and "the female," and in English the sentence is usually translated "He Who made them from the beginning made them male and female," or, "From the beginning of creation God made them male and female." Jesus is basically just saying that human beings come in two sexes, so they are intended to be together--He's certainly not asserting that Adam and Eve were real people.
I would like to address this.
We know from these passages jesus is referring to adam and eve from THE BEGINNING. How do we know this? Because he directly quotes parts in genesis related to adam and eve. Lets go over it.
"But at the beginning of creation God ‘made them male and female.’ (genesis 5:2) 7‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, 8and the two will become one flesh.’(genesis 2:24) So they are no longer two, but one flesh. 9Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”
Ill just quote the two verses in genesis to show the verbatum quote.
Gen 5:1-2 "1This is the written account of Adam’s family line.
When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Manki
Gen 2:24-25 "That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
25Adam and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame."