If your very good I will allow you to be incorporated in my Universal Philosophy, defined as personally handed down to me by the great Avanuvago's lubra missus. As follows:
It just so happens I have just come back from 40 days alone (well almost) in the desert wilderness of sweltering hot Central Australia. While I was on top of Ayers Rock meditating about the Rainbow Serpent, some bruddas were burning the bushes. The sun was blotted out by a huge beautiful Lubra standing over me. Saying
"You white fellas come here and leave you're cigarette butts and and stubbies lying all about, so go back and tell em to stop littering, or I'll come down and sit on 'em."
"No probs" I said, sincerely "I'll let em know to clean up their act. I promise."
She smiled, then bent down and whispered these pearls of wisdom in my ear.
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife.
but to get on with all of your bruddas,
just follow these simple rulz:
Party with your bruddas as you would have them party with you.
Respect your elders, they have wisdom you have yet to find.
Respect your children, they are your future.
Read as many message sticks as you can, they will broaden your knowledge and wisdom.
Do not be led astray by the evil corporations such as Islam, Christianity, or Judaism, Nazism or Socialism or Microsoft they are all false prophets. They only use one message stick.
I know this to be true because I am alive and they are all Dead.
Do not fear death, you will have eternal life through your children.
The universe is a beautiful place, enjoy it.
Take charge of your life. Think for yourself.
Eat Kangaroo and vegies - Lubra's food."
Have a nice day
Cheers