Okay, so here's my serious opinion.
Trump has an aggressive personality but that's not bad. I very much prefer it to the polite, smile-at-you-then-stab-you-in-the-back attitude of most politicians. I respect him a lot more since he digs in his heels when attacked instead of just bending over.
As for his policies, he's really rather unremarkable. Pretty much everything he campaigned on was stuff middle America had been asking for for years. Ideas like deporting illegals and preventing Muslim immigration (which isn't even a thing of this, but that's how it's being spun) are only radical within the echo chamber of Washington, D.C. and Left-wing chatrooms; to people in the American countryside, that's what they've been campaigning for for, like, two decades. Same deal with globalization.
His foreign policy is, it seems, MORE moderate and pacifistic than other presidents before him, save for Obama. People get hysterical about WW3 in spite of the fact that he's the candidate who wanted more of a detente with Russia. His alliance with Pence is where I suppose people call him homophobic, but Trump personally came out as kind of neutral on gay rights, he's never indicated that he wants to roll back Black civil rights, and there's a lot of Jewish blood floating around in his family. So how is he supposed to be the racist?
Finally, you can bring up whatever claims of Russian hacking or other illegal activity you want, but when you get down to it, the reason Trump is under attack with calls for impeachment, and not previous presidents, is because the Left-wing in America collectively lost its **** when he was elected. Just went ****ing berserk (as evidenced by the riots), with no reason or justification.