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Was Jesus Sexy?
- Thread starter Buttons*
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JillianMarie77
Member
Buttons* said:
Well. Depends on your "type". Most likely he was dark skinned with dark hair and dark eyes. He walked around barefooted and stuff so his skin was probably rough. Though he did get them anointed from time to time it appears so perhaps the oils helped to soften the heels and callouses.
I don't imagine he smelled so great. Back then it probably was normal but in the days of indoor plumbing and lavender scented body wash we'd all probably gag.
Long flowing hair? I think not! Probably slightly nappy.
Long flowing robes. Probably commando.
Is that your thing?
standing_alone
Well-Known Member
Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder.
YmirGF
Bodhisattva in Recovery
*wanders into another outlandish Buttons thread*
*faints*
*begins to hear music... then singing... then see's Jesus Christ strutting up with a phallanx of angels... singing...*
I'm too sexy for my love,
too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me.
I'm too sexy for my robes, far too sexy for my robes,
So sexy I'm sought in droves!
And I'm too sexy for a man, too sexy for any man,
from New York or Japan
And I'm too sexy for your books
Too sexy for your books
No way I'm disco dancing,
with these heavenly looks!
I'm a role model, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk, on that catwalk of life, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Will you be my wife?
:faint: :faint: :faint:
*faints*
*begins to hear music... then singing... then see's Jesus Christ strutting up with a phallanx of angels... singing...*
I'm too sexy for my love,
too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me.
I'm too sexy for my robes, far too sexy for my robes,
So sexy I'm sought in droves!
And I'm too sexy for a man, too sexy for any man,
from New York or Japan
And I'm too sexy for your books
Too sexy for your books
No way I'm disco dancing,
with these heavenly looks!
I'm a role model, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk, on that catwalk of life, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Will you be my wife?
:faint: :faint: :faint:
A
angellous_evangellous
Guest
Buttons* said:
Was Jesus sexy?
Some would say:
Certainly to his boyfriends (eg, the disciples, especially Peter).
I think that Jesus had nothing to attract people to him physically. I don't imagine him as a great leader, powerful speaker, or a handsome man. He was normal in every way.