Laughably absurd, since the gospels were written from 40 to 100 years after the death of the supposed Christ by unknown authors. The "quotes" of Jesus could not be genuine, since in many cases he was alone when making them(who heard them?).
That plus the many conflicts between the gospels, (Matthew and Luke being basically expansions from Mark rewritten with their own bias) and it becomes obvious these are just stories meant to teach lessons, and to create a real physcial Christ instead of just a spiritual one.
Actually...the disciples remained in Jerusalem for twelve years after Jesus death, during which time they composed the Logia and the Didache from Aramaic notes taken by Matthew during Jesus' three year ministry. The apostles all had Matthew's logia before them when writing their own gospels. However, how much the logia influenced the writing of each varies. Each wrote from the perspective of who their gospel was meant to speak to...Matthew (Jewish perspective), Mark (Roman perspective), Luke (Greek perspective), John (to counter the teachings of the gnostics).
Peter was illiterate. The gospel of Mark is a record that Mark wrote based off Peter's words.
Jesus ascended in 32 AD, leaving about 68 years for the gospels to be written by eyewitnesses (disciples).
Portions of Mark's gospel were found with the Dead Sea Scrolls dating it to before 68 AD.
The Epistle of Clement to the Corinthians dates to 95 AD. It contains quotes from Matthew, Mark, Luke, Acts, Romans, 1Corinthians, Ephesians, Titus, Hebrews, and 1 Peter.
Nelson Glueck (former president of the Jewish Theological Seminary in Hebrew Union College of Cincinnati), who, being Jewish, has no bias to influence his opinion, said: In my opinion, every book of the New Testament was written between the forties and eighties of the first century A.D.
Many manuscripts are in existence of the New Testament.
5308 Greek manuscripts
10,000 Latin manuscripts
2000 Ethiopian manuscripts
4101 Slavic manuscripts
2587 Arminian manuscripts
350 Syriac Pashetta manuscripts
...making over 24,000 manuscripts...
The manuscripts are very old, some date to 50-100 A.D. Some are nearly complete Greek manuscripts from the first 300 years (Codex Siantic, [Mt Sinai], Codex Alexandrinus [Egypt], and Codex Vaticanus [Rome])