dust1n
Zindīq
Yes. God cries himself to sleep due to the severe blow dealt to his self-esteem and ego. Then when he wakes up the next day he takes out his hurt feelings and anger by kicking kittens, torturing insects, killing firstborns, releasing plagues of locusts, etc. until he feels better from the power play. Poor, insecure little guy developed some serious disorders and complexes over the years..
Who knew.. humans as psychologist for god.