What Do You Think About Heterosexuality?

[Pah]

I think heterosexuals ought to be certified by a new government agency and contolled by quota. Like the "green card" thing they should produce proof before "engaging"

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

yes, they dont, but they are also renowned for preserving and revering life. heterosexuality is vital for the process of life. Oh and besides, Luke and his wife Mara had a kid, and they're Jedi. So ha!

 

[michel]

I think heterosexuals ought to be certified by a new government agency and contolled by quota. Like the "green card" thing they should produce proof before "engaging"

I suddenly saw that as many heterosexuals ought to be certified. period. - I'd be first in the queue there!

 

[Feathers in Hair]

yes, they dont, but they are also renowned for preserving and revering life. heterosexuality is vital for the process of life. Oh and besides, Luke and his wife Mara had a kid, and they're Jedi. So ha!

*sigh* Here's the issue. When you say that heterosexuality is more "practical" than homosexuality, you're implying that there's something impractical about homosexuality. My real point (and I'm sorry that I didn't make this clear) was that the Jedi do preserve and revere life- they revere it to the point (at least this is my impression) that they respect that others have the right not to have their orientation called impractical. It is not impractical, especially for the process of life. Just because people are gay doesn't mean that they don't want to raise and nurture children. Thanks to a number of scientific advances, it is possible for them to also have children of their own now, too.

I simply put it in terms of Jedi-dom because you seem to relate so much to that. Good for Luke and Mara, too.

 

[michel]

*sigh* Here's the issue. When you say that heterosexuality is more "practical" than homosexuality, you're implying that there's something impractical about homosexuality. My real point (and I'm sorry that I didn't make this clear) was that the Jedi do preserve and revere life- they revere it to the point (at least this is my impression) that they respect that others have the right not to have their orientation called impractical. It is not impractical, especially for the process of life. Just because people are gay doesn't mean that they don't want to raise and nurture children. Thanks to a number of scientific advances, it is possible for them to also have children of their own now, too.

I simply put it in terms of Jedi-dom because you seem to relate so much to that. Good for Luke and Mara, too.

I really ought to 'get into' Star wars, I seem to be missing out on some essential education.

 

[Bastet]

I think this sums them up! XD

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?

6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?

7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?

8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you just be what you are and keep quiet about it?

9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems that they'd face?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?

14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?

16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

Your list seems to be missing a few, dear! I've found various versions of this questionnaire, and here are a few additional questions (some are practically the same but just worded differently):

17. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?

18. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?

19. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?

20. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

21. How can you enjoy a full, satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex when the differences are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman, or vice-versa?

22. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?​

23. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service?​

24. Shouldn’t you ask your far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet? Wouldn’t that improve your image?

25. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?

26. Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?

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Sorry about the dodgy spacing...I've tried about a hundred times to fix it, but it won't fix! :banghead3

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

*sigh* Here's the issue. When you say that heterosexuality is more "practical" than homosexuality, you're implying that there's something impractical about homosexuality. My real point (and I'm sorry that I didn't make this clear) was that the Jedi do preserve and revere life- they revere it to the point (at least this is my impression) that they respect that others have the right not to have their orientation called impractical. It is not impractical, especially for the process of life. Just because people are gay doesn't mean that they don't want to raise and nurture children. Thanks to a number of scientific advances, it is possible for them to also have children of their own now, too.

I simply put it in terms of Jedi-dom because you seem to relate so much to that. Good for Luke and Mara, too.

I didn't mean to say homosexuality is impractical, i have seen instances where gays are better parents than heterosexuals, everyone has the potential to be a good parent. There is nothing wrong with homosexual parents or the homosexual lifestyle, the only thing impractical about it is that you can't have a child through sex. Thats all i meant, i hope i haven't offended anyone.

 

[Jaymes]

Well, as someone who doesn't want children I don't exactly find that impractical...

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

well yeah, but if you do, theres going to be a problem.

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

Heh heh, I love it! But I don't know any better.

 

[Jaymes]

Not really. There's always adoption, surrogate mothers, sperm donors...

Nothing a little ingenuity can't solve.

 

[Apotheosis]

There are always options, but I do believe hetrosexuality is a a neccessary part of the human race's survival. At this point in time, it isnt necessary to be a hetrosexual to pro-create, but if worse comes to worse, two men alone left on the planet will not be able to repopulate the world, nor could two women.(Unless of course there are surviving spermbanks and the two women are scientists/doctors)

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Nothing a little ingenuity can't solve.

Hehee, and humans are nothing if not ingenius!


I figure that if there's only two people left in the entire world, I'm not sure if I would want to carry on the human race.

 

[Watcher]

Feathers--if there are only two people left in the world it's best we just die. the effects of inbreeding would be devestating! i mean, just look at the royal family:biglaugh:

This makes me think of Ron White. "We're all gay, it's just a matter of to what extent." I suppose "bi" should have been the word instead though.

How many unwanted babies are a product of heterosexual relationships compared to homosexual?

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

It's disgusting!!! Boys and girls kissing. YUKKKK, and they do it in public ! I mean, come on, get a room already.










I'm just kidding, I couldn't resist. I'm feeling a little tattered today.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Watcher, you have a talent for making the reference that I was trying not to, hehee!

Poor ES. Is there anything we can do to help?

 

[Watcher]

Watcher, you have a talent for making the reference that I was trying not to, hehee!

I'm rather blunt

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

Poor ES. Is there anything we can do to help?

How can one person have so much sweetness in them?

I was tattered after being with the kids all day. I was being totally sarcastic with my comments on heterosexuality. I prefer boys, but sometimes I like girls, too. I think love of any kind is the greatest gift our spiritual parents gave us.

 

[michel]

I find homosexuality very limiting and find it difficult to understand why somebody would want to eradicate so many potential paths to happiness because of a silly thing like gender.

Also I wish to complain how bisexuals are mostly overlooked in these types of threads. We get threads asking for opinions on homosexuality and retaliatory threads asking for opinions on heterosexuality. Us bisexuals want to be the target of intolerance too!! .

Quite right too - infact, seeing as you have double(Not quite right, but you know what I mean) the number of potential partners, I think you should be the target of double the abuse dished out to homosexuals and heterosexuals. I insist on becoming very intollerant of you from this moment on.



[PART QUOTE=Bastet]
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?
6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you just be what you are and keep quiet about it?
9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems that they'd face?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?
16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
17. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
18. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
19. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
20. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
21. How can you enjoy a full, satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex when the differences are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman, or vice-versa?
22. Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid, stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
23. With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life, isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service?
24. Shouldn’t you ask your far-out straight cohorts, like skinheads and born-agains, to keep quiet? Wouldn’t that improve your image?
25. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
26. Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?



Sorry about the dodgy spacing...I've tried about a hundred times to fix it, but it won't fix! :banghead3 [/PART QUOTE]There you are, Bastet, all in one neat row, hopefully evenly spaced out. BTW, if the majority of those questions don't seem to apply to me, because they don't actually apply, what am I ?.............be careful now.........:biglaugh:Now, all you have to do is to carefully select all the questions (without any borders, copy & paste it into notepad, or word, Bingo! you have your manifesto in a neat format!

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Just as long as you're doing okay, ES. I was just concerned. (Being with kids makes it easy to feel tattered!)