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What If A Bear Attacked Trump?

Guitar's Cry

Disciple of Pan
Half the country would throw the bear a parade while the other half lobbied for a Bear Patrol.

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ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Bears are not subject to US government rules about not eating the president. There is no law dictating what is and what isn't on a bears menu So the jury could only unanimously agree on a verdict of no case to answer.

But knowing of the mentally of trump supporters, bear hunting would become a witch hunt?
 
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BSM1

What? Me worry?
Any bear in their right mind would realize that attacking Trump is obviously a boo-boo; especially since pic-a-nic baskets of deplorables are everywhere just waiting to be stolen...
 

Kangaroo Feathers

Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...
People have survived a bear attack. No one survives drop bear attacks. Usually they're prohibited from export (in fact, the government actively discourages foreigners learning about them for fear of what the knowledge would do to the tourism industry). In this one, special case, however, exceptions might be made...
 

Erebus

Well-Known Member
Bears attacking Donald Trump is obviously unacceptable. Despite disagreeing with Trump on... well, basically everything, I still wouldn't approve of him being attacked by a bear.

In fact, if Donald and I were alone in the woods and a bear started attacking him, I would certainly verbally reprimand the creature.

Me: Oh no ... a bear is attacking Donald. Stop that, bear. That's not nice.
Donald: Kill it! For God's sake kill it.
Me. Now now. you shouldn't condone violence against those you disagree with.
Donald: It's eating me!
Me: Well who are we to curtail its freedom of expression?
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

It would be a complete failure on the part of the Secret Service, since it would indicate they're bear-ly protecting the president.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
It would be a complete failure on the part of the Secret Service, since it would indicate they're bear-ly protecting the president.
But what if bears plotted for decades to get one of their own into the SS?
(An unfortunate initialism for the Secret Service, eh.)
 
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