What If A Bear Attacked Trump?

[Revoltingest]

A misread of this thread title....
Barr attacks Trump's interference
....suggested a new thread.

What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Half the country would throw the bear a parade while the other half lobbied for a Bear Patrol.

 

[Estro Felino]

My beloved Vlad rides bears

 

[sooda]

A misread of this thread title....
Barr attacks Trump's interference
....suggested a new thread.

What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

A bear? I'd offer him salt and pepper.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Would conservatives finally repeal the 2nd amendment and disarm the bears?!

 

[ChristineM]

Bears are not subject to US government rules about not eating the president. There is no law dictating what is and what isn't on a bears menu So the jury could only unanimously agree on a verdict of no case to answer.

But knowing of the mentally of trump supporters, bear hunting would become a witch hunt?

 

[dianaiad]

A misread of this thread title....
Barr attacks Trump's interference
....suggested a new thread.

What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

Not to belabor the obvious, but hasn't one already done so?

 

[BSM1]

Any bear in their right mind would realize that attacking Trump is obviously a boo-boo; especially since pic-a-nic baskets of deplorables are everywhere just waiting to be stolen...

 

[Revoltingest]

Not to belabor the obvious, but hasn't one already done so?

That was a "Barr", not a "bear".
I'm pretty sure they're different....mostly.

 

[Wu Wei]

A misread of this thread title....
Barr attacks Trump's interference
....suggested a new thread.

What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

Leave me out of this political hoo haa

 

[Revoltingest]

Leave me out of this political hoo haa

Your life has been too easy lately.
Some pain is appropriate.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

People have survived a bear attack. No one survives drop bear attacks. Usually they're prohibited from export (in fact, the government actively discourages foreigners learning about them for fear of what the knowledge would do to the tourism industry). In this one, special case, however, exceptions might be made...

 

[Audie]

A misread of this thread title....
Barr attacks Trump's interference
....suggested a new thread.

What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

If a bear attacked Trump
it would be Sign.

 

[Erebus]

Bears attacking Donald Trump is obviously unacceptable. Despite disagreeing with Trump on... well, basically everything, I still wouldn't approve of him being attacked by a bear.

In fact, if Donald and I were alone in the woods and a bear started attacking him, I would certainly verbally reprimand the creature.

Me: Oh no ... a bear is attacking Donald. Stop that, bear. That's not nice.
Donald: Kill it! For God's sake kill it.
Me. Now now. you shouldn't condone violence against those you disagree with.
Donald: It's eating me!
Me: Well who are we to curtail its freedom of expression?

 

[Stevicus]

What if a bear....let's say @Wu Wei....attacked Trump.
Would it be justifiable?
Should the bear be punished?
Or would jury nullification be appropriate?

It would be a complete failure on the part of the Secret Service, since it would indicate they're bear-ly protecting the president.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your life has been too easy lately.
Some pain is appropriate.

 

[Revoltingest]

It would be a complete failure on the part of the Secret Service, since it would indicate they're bear-ly protecting the president.

But what if bears plotted for decades to get one of their own into the SS?
(An unfortunate initialism for the Secret Service, eh.)

 

[sun rise]

This says it all (for those with eyes to see and ears to hear):

 

[Heyo]

Would conservatives finally repeal the 2nd amendment and disarm the bears?!

I'm not a conservative but in this case I'd defend the right to arm bears.

 

[sooda]

I'm not a conservative but in this case I'd defend the right to arm bears.

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