What if news websites, macaroni and cheese, the Book of Genesis and debit cards all ceased to exist?

[JustGeorge]

I wanted to make my own strange grouping question. Its kind of a fun idea. So...

What if news websites, macaroni and cheese, the Book of Genesis and debit cards all ceased to exist?

 

[Revoltingest]

Would mac & cheese include fettuccini Alfredo?

 

[JustGeorge]

Would mac & cheese include fettuccini Alfredo?

No.

 

[Revoltingest]

No.

No problem then.

 

[JustGeorge]

No problem then.

I wouldn't be terribly affected myself.

I think the only catch would be no debit cards. How would I buy books online?

Though that might end my kid's obsession with them, and make him more peaceful.

 

[Revoltingest]

I think the only catch would be no debit cards. How would I buy books online?

Credit card.

 

[JustGeorge]

Credit card.

We cut those up...

Bad news for someone in the house. (Not me this time.)

 

[JustGeorge]

I wonder if checks would start to make a comeback...

I remember buying stuff on eBay with checks when I was younger.

 

[Revoltingest]

We cut those up...

That makes them difficult to use.
But if you retained the info on them, you
can still buy things by phone & internet.

 

[JustGeorge]

That makes them difficult to use.
But if you retained the info on them, you
can still buy things by phone & internet.

That would be crafty.

Until it expired.

 

[Revoltingest]

Until it expired.

Then they send you a new one!

 

[Balthazzar]

The world without mac and cheese, debit cards, news channel websites, and the book of Genesis would lead us towards a very different concept of what is allowable with macaroni, cheese being no longer available because we all know mac is best with cheese, so there is no way on earth this would happen unless cheese somehow disappeared. This may have been the result of Genesis not being part of life. Without an original recipe (even cheese needs an origin story) which likely derived from never learning to domesticate and raise animals, due to not knowing it was ok to eat meat per Genessis.

Ok, so no news websites would suggest one of two things: 1. The internet is nothing more than a playground and not for informational purposes or 2. The 1st amendment and freedom of speech was taken from the world.

What's left ... debit cards. No debit card suggests we have no digital way of keeping record, so there is a 3rd option which at this point seems most feasible.

No internet.

We've become nomads, being simple hunter gatherers and have not yet learned how to read, write or document life experiences.

 

[JustGeorge]

The world without mac and cheese, debit cards, news channel websites, and the book of Genesis would lead us towards a very different concept of what is allowable with macaroni, cheese being no longer available because we all know mac is best with cheese, so there is no way on earth this would happen unless cheese somehow disappeared. This may have been the result of Genesis not being part of life. Without an original recipe (even cheese needs an origin story) which likely derived from never learning to domesticate and raise animals, due to not knowing it was ok to eat meat per Genessis.

Ok, so no news websites would suggest one of two things: 1. The internet is nothing more than a playground and not for informational purposes or 2. The 1st amendment and freedom of speech was taken from the world.

What's left ... debit cards. No debit card suggests we have no digital way of keeping record, so there is a 3rd option which at this point seems most feasible.

No internet.

We've become nomads, being simple hunter gatherers and have not yet learned how to read, write or document life experiences.

What if we simply had amnesia towards Mac and cheese? Macaroni exists, cheese exists... we just haven't put it together. How long do you think it would take us to refigure it out?

We could still research koala bears, tornadoes, and the history of Kazakhstan on the internet. Not all will be lost without news.

Do you think another creation story(there's hundreds of them) might gain in popularity?

 

[Nakosis]

I wanted to make my own strange grouping question. Its kind of a fun idea. So...

What if news websites, macaroni and cheese, the Book of Genesis and debit cards all ceased to exist?

Debit cards followed by the absence of macaroni and cheese would be the most annoying. The rest wouldn't be missed by me.

 

[Secret Chief]

I wanted to make my own strange grouping question. Its kind of a fun idea. So...

What if news websites, macaroni and cheese, the Book of Genesis and debit cards all ceased to exist?

I think you should go back on your meds.

 

[Mock Turtle]

Then they send you a new one!

I still get emails as to the state of two credit cards I had but when the dates expired no new ones appeared.

 

[Revoltingest]

I still get emails as to the state of two credit cards I had but when the dates expired no new ones appeared.

You must be doing something wrong.

 

[JustGeorge]

Debit cards followed by the absence of macaroni and cheese would be the most annoying. The rest wouldn't be missed by me.

I wouldn't notice news websites or the Book of Genesis being gone for a long time.

Debit cards disappearing would be super annoying. Mac and cheese not as much. The kids don't really like it anymore.

I think you should go back on your meds.

You paying for them?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I wanted to make my own strange grouping question. Its kind of a fun idea. So...

What if news websites, macaroni and cheese, the Book of Genesis and debit cards all ceased to exist?

Important clarification: when you say that macaroni and cheese wouldn't exist, do you mean:

- macaroni wouldn't exist and cheese wouldn't exist, or
- macaroni and cheese would both exist, but some force of the universe would stop them from being combined?

 

[JustGeorge]

Important clarification: when you say that macaroni and cheese wouldn't exist, do you mean:

- macaroni wouldn't exist and cheese wouldn't exist, or
- macaroni and cheese would both exist, but some force of the universe would stop them from being combined?

That's a valid question.

Let's say everyone at once forgot of its potential to be made, and all the premade boxes disappeared from the store.