What is a Revoltingest to do.... bacon causes cancer

[beenherebeforeagain]

You don't know what it is like to have beef bacon forced on you. Not as an option, just the only available supplement to an otherwise delightful meal.

You've never known hardship.

(and don't get me started on chicken sausages)

My brother raises beef cattle (grass-fed Parks) and allowed the butcher to talk him into turning some of one steer into beef bacon as an experiment. It could not in any way shape or form be considered equivalent to or even anything like pork bacon. It did work well in a stew, however, and properly seasoned, worked well enough as gyro meat.

 

[dantech]

Death by bacon......what better way to go is there?

This is all I'll need to tip the scales for my Rabbi to finally approve of bacon.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Bacon made from seaweed!
http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/seaweed-tastes-bacon-could-help-environment-50897

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I just ordered a pizza with bacon. And sausage.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bacon made from seaweed!
http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/seaweed-tastes-bacon-could-help-environment-50897

 

[Wu Wei]

A bacon toupee is ok
but eating the stuff is bad
gone tomorrow but here today
and all you knew will be sad

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon bacon, it's the best!
Very good with turkey breast!
Put'm on club
sammiches, bub!
Try it! Try it! It's no jest!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Become a baby-eating atheist!!

 

[Wu Wei]

Bacons is authentic
It is also a carcinogenic
It is bad for you
It will kill you too
It’s can even be pathogenic



Carcinogenic
Which means it can cause cancer
Bacon anyone