Ultimatum
Classical Liberal
What is the point of God's Earth? Literally, there is no point at all. Perhaps, and in my opinion this is the most likely thing that is going on, is that God is on one big ego-trip. Honestly!
This scenario can be carried over to a modern scenario: (I underline all the discrepancies with this creator as we go)
SIDE NOTE: CODE NOT ACCURATELY WRITTEN TO ANY EARTHLY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
I want to create a game. Now don't ask where I came from (no I wasn't birthed, I just exist), I just want to make a game. I start with a blank screen on an already programmed piece of software that allows me to write code. I start typing "Create : agent.Heaven;" and "Create : agent.Earth;" I proceed to run the simulator and find that it is without error. Good. This will be the platform for my game.
On the next line I write "Create : agent.Firmament;". Pretty good. I proceed to type the same piece of code to create land, plants, the sun and moon, water animals, birds, and land animals. I proceed to run the simulator: no errors at all. Good. My game is going to plan so far.
Now in my game, I want a main character or, rather, characters. "Create : agent.Human;" I model this specific character on me. I run the simulator. ERROR!: Bug in agent.Human! Huh? An error? Oh well, instead of editing this piece of code or even editing it, I will continue because why the hell not? A broken game is the greatest, right? Right, now time to mak... actually... I.. I'm pretty tired. Even though I can not get tired, I will rest anyway..
*The next day*
Well that was a nice rest! Now back to working on my game. *Opens file 'Game.script'*. Huh, that's strange: the code has magically switched places. Apparently I typed out the code for creating man BEFORE I typed out the code for the other characters... Well that's strange because I remember coding the last entity as "Human"... (Genesis 1 and 2).
All these strange things are happening with my game, nevertheless, I shall continue. "Create : agent:Human2;" This shall be Human's companion. I run the script: ERROR!: Bug in agent.Human and Human2! Wow! Another error! Let's pretend that did not happen.. And just to spice things up let me... "Create : entity.VeryDangerousTreeThatMayRuinMyGame;" I. Am. A. Genius.
*Run script*
ERROR! Game has broken. Would you like to Edit your code or Restart? Oh no, my game is broken. I'd better not fix it!
And thus, we have the Earth. We have us. The broken entities. Why aren't we fixed? Well I would say the creator has given up on us and started a new project.
Creationists will try to defend this.
Opinions and comments?
This scenario can be carried over to a modern scenario: (I underline all the discrepancies with this creator as we go)
SIDE NOTE: CODE NOT ACCURATELY WRITTEN TO ANY EARTHLY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
I want to create a game. Now don't ask where I came from (no I wasn't birthed, I just exist), I just want to make a game. I start with a blank screen on an already programmed piece of software that allows me to write code. I start typing "Create : agent.Heaven;" and "Create : agent.Earth;" I proceed to run the simulator and find that it is without error. Good. This will be the platform for my game.
On the next line I write "Create : agent.Firmament;". Pretty good. I proceed to type the same piece of code to create land, plants, the sun and moon, water animals, birds, and land animals. I proceed to run the simulator: no errors at all. Good. My game is going to plan so far.
Now in my game, I want a main character or, rather, characters. "Create : agent.Human;" I model this specific character on me. I run the simulator. ERROR!: Bug in agent.Human! Huh? An error? Oh well, instead of editing this piece of code or even editing it, I will continue because why the hell not? A broken game is the greatest, right? Right, now time to mak... actually... I.. I'm pretty tired. Even though I can not get tired, I will rest anyway..
*The next day*
Well that was a nice rest! Now back to working on my game. *Opens file 'Game.script'*. Huh, that's strange: the code has magically switched places. Apparently I typed out the code for creating man BEFORE I typed out the code for the other characters... Well that's strange because I remember coding the last entity as "Human"... (Genesis 1 and 2).
All these strange things are happening with my game, nevertheless, I shall continue. "Create : agent:Human2;" This shall be Human's companion. I run the script: ERROR!: Bug in agent.Human and Human2! Wow! Another error! Let's pretend that did not happen.. And just to spice things up let me... "Create : entity.VeryDangerousTreeThatMayRuinMyGame;" I. Am. A. Genius.
*Run script*
ERROR! Game has broken. Would you like to Edit your code or Restart? Oh no, my game is broken. I'd better not fix it!
And thus, we have the Earth. We have us. The broken entities. Why aren't we fixed? Well I would say the creator has given up on us and started a new project.
Creationists will try to defend this.
Opinions and comments?