Christ is by no means a conservative in the modern sense, but that doesn't mean he's some hippie liberal SJW either.
True, Christ isn't a hippie liberal SJW; Christ is the godlike nature in all people that turns them into hippie liberal SJWs when they get in touch with it. In that sense, Christ is
every hippie liberal SJW.
Incidentally, is it just me, or can you tell when somebody is a regressive, unloving, un-Christlike reactionary by their unironic use of "social justice warrior." It's a better dog-whistle these days than "politically correct" used to be.
Social justice is in fact the entire point. Without social justice there is no earthly manifestation of love. MLK was a surer manifestation of Christ in the world than all the conservatives who ever lived and ever will. Nor is the Christian message apolitical, however much some might want it to be.
People on both sides have made the mistake of making Christ into something he is not- and in doing so are inventing a new Christ of sorts that is nothing more than a justification of their own sins and viewpoints. Christ said, "go and sin no more" I think what is he would say in the hypothetical situation you pose.
You think that image of yours is clever and like dragging it out, but it's just one more example of "conservative Christians" trying desperately to justify how that's not an oxymoron. We're not buying it. As for "go and sin no more," tell me, what does the Greek word that is translated here as "sin" actually mean? I'll give you a hint: it does not denote the transgression of a law.
Also, note that Jesus's admonition to "sin no more" suggests that it is possible for people to do so. Interesting.
(Plus homosexuality is spoken about very clearly in the Bible)
People who can actually read the original-language texts and aren't ignorant of the cultural context disagree with you.