What would you have for your Epitaph?

[Lightkeeper]

If you are reading this you
have triggered a trap door.

 

[Ceridwen018]

Oh! I've got mine--

"I'm standing right behind you."

 

[martha]

Here lies Martha dead....
Oh well !
Life goes on.:jam:


Joyfully,
Martha (still kickin!!)

 

[Mr Spinkles]

Oh! I've got mine--

"I'm standing right behind you."

LOL!! Ah that's great Ceridwen. That would really freak me out.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

My husbad just suggested:

Anyone got some Combantrin, cos I've got worms.

(I don't know if Combantrin is just an Australian product, but in case it is, it's a worming syrup/tablet)

 

[Mr Spinkles]

I've never heard of the product. Are worms a particularly problematic parasite in Australia?

 

[Quoth The Raven]

I've never heard of the product. Are worms a particularly problematic parasite in Australia?

I'm not sure, to be honest. I guess they must be. We're a huge nation of animal owners, and it's recommended that if you own animals you worm them and the family every 6 weeks as a precautionary measure. I doubt a huge number of people do it though, unless it becomes apparent that they have a worm problem.
We used to have a great ad on the TV for one of the myriad of human worming products. A woman dragged her son into the chemist and said to the pharmacist, 'My boy's got WORMS!'
Pharmacist asks.'What kind?' The woman says,'What kinds are there? Fat worms, skinny worms, worms with glasses, worms that go bump in the night...'
If he were a real child I don't doubt the boy would have died from embarrassment.

 

[Yerda]

Those CDs I borrowed are on the desk in my room.

 

[Yerda]

And..sorry to say, I've a nasty collection of STDs. Get yourself checked!

 

[FyreBrigidIce]

"Do not mourn for me, death is a release not a punishment."

"My body has finally fulfilled it's destiny of finding my mind and has gone to join it in another demented dimension"

"I have gone to look for myself, if I should return before I get back, please tell me to stay here and await my return."

 

[retrorich]

He loved animals.

 

[godischange]

Iforgot how young some of our members are

Oh, come one! Even I've heard of Dean Martin. I love "That's Amore."

As for my epitaph, I think it would say:
"I told her she was thinking to hard...."
"You live, you learn, then you love."

 

[jewscout]

Here's one i thought of....
"Catching up on some much needed sleep...now...go away"

 

[Scuba Pete]

Maybe it should include our eternal frubal count???

 

[rivet]

"The End"

 

[linwood]

He Tried.

 

[SoulTYPE]

"He spammed himself to Death".

 

[No*s]

i would hope for, "He lived as he believed." That, however, is something that I cannot say, and I'm not quite dead yet .

 

[SoulTYPE]

"He waited in Vain for that Mana netplay"..

No*S now you have a new challenge

 

[lilithu]

This is what the famous Japanese Zen poet Issa wrote for his approaching death:

A bath when you're born,
a bath when you die,
how stupid.



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