What's the best insult you've heard ?

[3.14]

ye but denieing there existance doesn't do anything i mean els religion is screwed

always fun to start with a denial of there existance then when they remind you act if you acociate there exisance with something terible then counter there comback with a dis so painfull that there silenced

 

[Hema]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

not really a direct insult but made me laugh when i heared it

Also, when buying a brain for a brain transplant, women's brains are really cheap...much cheaper than a man's? Why? Because women's brains have actually been used so they have to mark the price down.

Ha ha, to be fair to the guys, I know that's not true...his post just reminded me of that.

 

[YmirGF]

I have always liked this one:

Q: Do you mind if I smoke?
A: Frankly, I don't care if you burst into flames.

Then there is the famous quip by Winston Churchill

Churchill: You, madame, are ugly.
Lady: You sir, are drunk.
Churchill: That is true, but in the morning I won't be.

From Monty Python:

Your mother was a hampster and you father smelled of Eldeberries.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

My insults are witty and specially crafted so that they look like compliments, because the people that I delight in the fact that those whom I insult are too stupid to know that they are being ridiculed, or too proud to admit it.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

My insults are witty and specially crafted so that they look like compliments, because the people that I delight in the fact that those whom I insult are too stupid to know that they are being ridiculed, or too proud to admit it.

You go, girl!

 

[Yoda]

Oh this is my kind of thread:
1). Hes so ugly if you put him in a burlap bag and threw him in the middle of a four lane highway he stop traffic in both directions.

2). hes so ugly he would make a freight train take a dirt road...

 

[angellous_evangellous]

You go, girl!

YouTube - Scrubs: Guy Love

 

[McBell]

I'd have been your daddy if the dog hadn't beaten me over the fence.

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

The best part of you is still laying on the hospital floor.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

My personal favorite is:

Eat your crap and grow a brain.

note: YouTube - Scrubs - Everything Comes Down To Poo

 

[Yoda]

I'd have been your daddy if the dog hadn't beaten me over the fence.

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

The best part of you is still laying on the hospital floor.

Good ones I like those heres another

If I had a dog with a head like that I would shave its butt and make it walk backwards...

 

[angellous_evangellous]

If I had a dog with a head like that I would shave its butt and make it walk backwards...

That's pretty old...

 

[Littledragon]

hehe great thread!!....

You look like you fell off the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down only to find a trampoline at the bottom

Sweet water and light laughter
Littledragon

 

[Yoda]

That's pretty old...

Oh well, no one said they had to be new.........

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Oh well, no one said they had to be new.........

Hurling an old insult at someone is neither funny nor effective.

That's what bounces off them and sticks to you.

 

[Magic Man]

oh you all are so rubbish at insults...attack them personaly and they can come back with a retort.
i usually just say, in a disbelieving tone
"do i know you"
they feel so unmemerable and insignificant, they usually go crawl under the rock that all other people should be under



arh....dont ya love my happiness

I'm sorry, do I know you?

 

[Ciscokid]

It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas @ss and ended up as a brown stain on the sheet! - Full metal jacket

 

[McBell]

Your so ugly they use you to recharge the ugly stick.

 

[methylatedghosts]

"You smell like the inside of a gangrenous soldier's boot"

 

[SaveMeJebus]

Someone once told me I play soccer like Roy Keane. I can think of nothing more insulting.

roy keane was a class player.

 

[SaveMeJebus]

oh you all are so rubbish at insults...attack them personaly and they can come back with a retort.
i usually just say, in a disbelieving tone
"do i know you"
they feel so unmemerable and insignificant, they usually go crawl under the rock that all other people should be under



arh....dont ya love my happiness

then your not very witty are you.