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What's the best insult you've heard ?

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Somkid

Well-Known Member
I tend to use British insults that I have picked up from British TV and Brits (there are so many Brits in Asia) over the years I think mostly because I find North American insults to be slap stick and little thought is required however the British insult may fly right over the persons you are trying to offend which makes it ten times funnier sometimes they even take it as a complement. So, here are a few I use or a regular basis generally with tourists, the Thai population and smart *** students. Sorry I have to list a lot because they are just too good and perhaps you can add them to your arsenal, enjoy.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

They make medication for that.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

I'm not being rude. You just think you're important.

You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

You must be an arithmetic major; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

If you were twice as smart you would still be stupid.

Do you have to leave soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

We all sprang from apes but you didn't spring far enough.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

Do you still love nature..... to spite what it did to you

Your parents are siblings

You are as brilliant and sane as Tom Cruse

Nice tan, orange is my favorite colour

Look you ain't funny, your life is just a joke

Why don't you shut up and give the hole in your face a chance to heal

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
 
.lava

.lava

Veteran Member
who me? i just wander from room to room. :confused:
what's that mean? i could not understand if i was being insulted.
 
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Somkid

Well-Known Member
.lava said:
who me? i just wander from room to room. :confused:
what's that mean? i could not understand if i was being insulted.
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Generally used when someone asks "do you work here"? "What are you doing"?
In situations where it is obvious. On many occasions I have been walking out of the main office in my department into my private office and I have been followed by a foreigner (guessing I speak English I suppose) who would promptly ask me "do you work here"? I have also replied with "no I'm lost" "I thought you did" or "I thought this was the toilet".
 
YmirGF

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
Popeyesays said:
K.,
Therefore Abraham revealed Submission to the Will of God, as did Moses, as did Jesus, as did Zoroaster, as did Krshna, Muhammed, The Bab, Baha`u'llah were and are all Muslims in the sense that They all submit to the Will of God.
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It could be just me, but I find this kind of thinking more than a bit insulting. :)
 
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