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What's the Hidden Secret in *Your* Religion?
- Thread starter Feathers in Hair
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standing_alone
Well-Known Member
SoyLeche said:
I just really don't see why anyone would want to admit to being the power behind FEMA...
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A. Leaf
Guest
Saying 'Oh, Really', when i know it's bul****t.
Green Gaia
Veteran Member
If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore! But I'll give you a hint, it's why we make everyone drink the coffee at a UU gathering, especially new people.Feathers in Hair said:
(It's additctive!) 
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
On Halloween, we go out, and really do find a random person to sacrifice. Of course, this "randomness" is always biased towards someone of the female gender, who is very attractive. We then take her to a ritual circle deep within a forest, start the ritual by having a firey pentagram that is 20 feet in diameter. We then strip our "random" subject, rape her, and kill her, draining her blood into a sacred chalice, we're the blood, and soul, is then recieved by Satan so we can enjoy another year of power.
And once, I was so excited about being on such a level of oneness with the darkness, that it was all that I saw. Then I realised, my hood was down.
And once, I was so excited about being on such a level of oneness with the darkness, that it was all that I saw. Then I realised, my hood was down.
Feathers in Hair
World's Tallest Hobbit
kiwimac said:
*gasps in horror* Noooooooo!
BFD_Zayl
Well-Known Member
hmmm....well if i told you then it would not really be a secret anymore, would it? one thing i can tell you however, something not well known amongst outsiders. is the tenets of the order of the La'Atzu.
tenet 1. never betray the order of its secrets,unless sanctioned by the grandmaster, to do so shall mean the wrath of the grandmaster
tenet 2. never reveal yourself as a member unless sanctioned by the grandmaster
tenet 3. never steal from a fellow member, to do so shall mean the surrender of your place within the order
tenet 5. never take the life of an outsider without proper cause, to do so shall mean the forfeit of your place within the order
tenet 6. never take the life of a fellow member without proper cause, to do so shall mean the forfeit of your life
tenet 7. obey your superiors commands, lest they conflict with the grandmaster's
tenet 8. remain true to the order and its tenets, failure to do so shall mean the forfeit of your station.
hope this satisfies your curiosity.
tenet 1. never betray the order of its secrets,unless sanctioned by the grandmaster, to do so shall mean the wrath of the grandmaster
tenet 2. never reveal yourself as a member unless sanctioned by the grandmaster
tenet 3. never steal from a fellow member, to do so shall mean the surrender of your place within the order
tenet 5. never take the life of an outsider without proper cause, to do so shall mean the forfeit of your place within the order
tenet 6. never take the life of a fellow member without proper cause, to do so shall mean the forfeit of your life
tenet 7. obey your superiors commands, lest they conflict with the grandmaster's
tenet 8. remain true to the order and its tenets, failure to do so shall mean the forfeit of your station.
hope this satisfies your curiosity.
Sonic247
Well-Known Member
I guess this secret is although it is not a secret anymore-
1peter1:10-12- Of which salvation the prophets have enquired and searched diligently, who prophesied of the grace [that should come] unto you: Searching what, or what manner of time the Spirit of Christ which was in them did signify, when it testified beforehand the sufferings of Christ, and the glory that should follow. Unto whom it was revealed, that not unto themselves, but unto us they did minister the things, which are now reported unto you by them that have preached the gospel unto you with the Holy Ghost sent down from heaven; which things the angels desire to look into.
Even the prophets and angels didn't quite know what was coming, in short the gospel.
1peter1:10-12- Of which salvation the prophets have enquired and searched diligently, who prophesied of the grace [that should come] unto you: Searching what, or what manner of time the Spirit of Christ which was in them did signify, when it testified beforehand the sufferings of Christ, and the glory that should follow. Unto whom it was revealed, that not unto themselves, but unto us they did minister the things, which are now reported unto you by them that have preached the gospel unto you with the Holy Ghost sent down from heaven; which things the angels desire to look into.
Even the prophets and angels didn't quite know what was coming, in short the gospel.
Feathers in Hair
World's Tallest Hobbit
No, you didn't kill another thread, BFD! This one was created as a 'parody' thread, more just to bring humor to an otherwise potential hurtful thread. It was already heading out of things when you posted.
