What's the WORST movie you've ever seen?

[Dr. Nosophoros]

Kung Pao- Enter The Fist

I can't really say I actually watched it, I could only make it through about 15 minutes and couldn't take anymore.

 

[Master Vigil]

Well, I would have to say Napoleon Dynamite.

That movie was so bad it was good. I sat in that seat at the theaters for like 15 minutes after it was over. I just didn't understand, but it was so captivating that I couldn't stop trying to understand. That is what amazed me about that film. No matter how much I didn't understand, I didn't just forget about it. It stuck with me, thats why I liked that movie.

 

[Master Vigil]

Kung Pao- Enter The Fist

I can't really say I actually watched it, I could only make it through about 15 minutes and couldn't take anymore.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! I guess you have too appreciate chinese kung fu movies to think that movie was funny.

 

[cardero]

mrscarrdero and I discovered a new level of pain recently during a showing of DOUBLE-D AVENGER directed by Willie Winkler (an obvious pseudonym). It starred Russ Meyer regular Kitten Natividad (UP!, Beneath The Valley Of The Ultravixens, Ten Little Maidens) in the title role but she wasn't the voluptuous 25 year old in those movies and must have been in her mid-fifties when this film was made (2001). It also starred Haji (Faster Pussycat!! KILL!! KILL!!) and Raven De La Croix (UP!) all in their 50's. Forest J. Ackerman (of Famous Monsters magazine fame) had a cameo as a wax museum curator. The movie is pretty much what you would expect from the title and we knew it was going to be bad, we just didn't realize it was going to be horrible!! I kept it around long enough to show a friend (who appreciates bad movies like I do) and he confessed he had never seen anything that hurt so much in his life.

 

[painted wolf]

ok, I hurt myself today... I watched part of 'Godzilla's Revenge' with the anoying kid and all the badness.... Now I'm a HUGE Goji fan, by the way awesom avatar Carrdero!!
But Godzilla's Revenge just hurts me deep down inside. It makes my inner child rock back and forth and weep.

So I ofset this badness with Gozilla goodness! Godzilla vs. Destaroya and Godzilla millenium (2000).... mmmm... Kiju goodness... just can't wait to see the new one!

wa:do

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

oh, i hated solaris. i booed it at the very end.

 

[mrscardero]

The title pretty much says it all.

I hated The Ring.

I didn't like the American version but I liked the Japanese version.

 

[No*s]

Kung Pao- Enter The Fist

I can't really say I actually watched it, I could only make it through about 15 minutes and couldn't take anymore.

Oh, that movie was great! I especially loved the beginning when the baby goes off on everyone .

 

[No*s]

ok, I hurt myself today... I watched part of 'Godzilla's Revenge' with the anoying kid and all the badness.... Now I'm a HUGE Goji fan, by the way awesom avatar Carrdero!!
But Godzilla's Revenge just hurts me deep down inside. It makes my inner child rock back and forth and weep.

So I ofset this badness with Gozilla goodness! Godzilla vs. Destaroya and Godzilla millenium (2000).... mmmm... Kiju goodness... just can't wait to see the new one!

wa:do

I, too, like Godzilla. I like him a lot. However, when I went to see the American Godzilla remake, it made it onto my "worst" films list. Disrespecting the big G so much...

And this is just as good a time as any, but I like the Godzilla avatar Carderro

 

[Melody]

Resident evil 2


I've never seen the first, but it should be here today from Netflix. People tell me the first was great, but the 2nd was stupid. We'll see.

 

[michel]

I must admit to having enjoyed the first of the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy; the other two bored me to tears.

 

[No*s]

Resident evil 2


I've never seen the first, but it should be here today from Netflix. People tell me the first was great, but the 2nd was stupid. We'll see.

I watched about the first half hour of the first one...and that's all I could watch.

 

[mrscardero]

I've seen a lot....I mean, a lot...really, a lot...of bad movies.
Sometimes I sit there and wonder if the power will go out.
I would love to just walk away from a bad movie, but I don't
think I have the heart to leave carrdero by himself and get tortured alone.
Share the pain...share the torture...share the agony. Uncle!!

"Hurray!!! Hurray!!It's over!"

 

[Feathers in Hair]

I must admit to having enjoyed the first of the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy; the other two bored me to tears.

It was the lack of Merry content, wasn't it? *sympathetic look*

 

[Scuba Pete]

Has anyone mentioned one of my favorites??? Ishtar? Some say it stunk, but I am thinking along the lines ofr brialliantly stupid.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Has anyone mentioned one of my favorites??? Ishtar? Some say it stunk, but I am thinking along the lines ofr brialliantly stupid.

I liked that they had Simon and Garfunkel music in it! :jam:

Hmm... I know that there's one movie that I know I have a violent reaction to, but I don't remember the name or the story line- just that I really don't like it.

 

[Majikthise]

Tom Green, Freddy got Fingered, shockingly terrible, and I had high hopes for it.

 

[Valjean]

Is Starship Troopers the one where Earth is being bombarded with meteorites, ostensibly directed by alien crustacionoid monsters?

Terrible movie. Nazi society. Glorification of war. No character or plot development. Unclear why, or even if the alien arachnids were directing the meteors.

 

[Prima]

*gasp of horror and dismay* LOTR is AMAZING! Though you're right that the first was best.

 

[jewscout]

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

BY FAR THE SINGLE WORST MOVIE EVER CREATED, IT WAS NOT SCARY, IT WAS NOT FUNNY, IT WAS NOT DRAMATIC, IT WAS NOT INOVATIVE, IT WAS NOT GROUND BREAKING....THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE SUCKED MORE WAS BY HAVING JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAM IN IT! :verymad: