What's Twisting Your Panties Today?

[Skwim]

Can't find the Netflix DVD that came the other day!

 

[Twilight Hue]

The hole in the Sun. People in my area are acting weird today.

 

[sun rise]

I've already said three times now that I don't participate in gay threads.

Participating in threads like this makes me gay. Now that I'm happy I have no need to buy panties and twist them.

 

[Laika]

the deeply unpleasant sense that my head is trapped in a vice as I think through new ideas and battle depression.

 

[Adramelek]

Use this thread to post your up to date beefs, annoyances, irritations, and pantie-twists.

My "Fruit of the Looms" are in a twist because two of my best friends on RF, two very intelligent and respected members have not yet received premium member status.

 

[Draka]

Target is closing the store in my town.

 

[Father Heathen]

Members of management whose egos are inversely proportionate to their intelligence.

 

[Deidre]

People who believe that we don't have a racism problem in the U.S. Mind = blown today.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Stupid interface that run in stupid testing but doesn't run in stupid production and gives me a stupid error.

 

[Revoltingest]

Clay which fell off heavy equipment, & sticks tenaciously to me pavement just burns me bacon (similar to pantie twisting)!

 

[Thief]

Members of management whose egos are inversely proportionate to their intelligence.

THIS^ I relate to........not so much wearing panties....

I work in a tool room where the production bosses have too much sway over what I do.

kinda like giving a ******* control over your surgery.....

 

[Jumi]

Nothing really.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

My drama class is being forced to do a production for a local remembrance day ceremony and I hate it because its a pro militarization, pro-imperialist circlejerk that exists solely for the purpose of getting more people enlisted and not actually remembering the vets.

Also I'm too chicken to ask a girl out
first world problems over here.

Hey, at least you have control over one of those things.
Ask her out.
Better by far to regret what you did than what you didn't do.

Unless it involves monkeys, I guess.

 

[Mistah Bunneh]

Last night I came home and found my ZQUIET snore reducer in my mailbox, I was excited to a small degree because I felt that a for few bucks I might be able to save my wife from my snoring. When I opened the box I was extremely angry, " $80 for this?" I asked aloud but I tried it anyway- *seemed to work pretty well.
(* this is in no way advertising or endorsing anything)

 

[Draka]

Casey's was out of French Vanilla creamer this morning. Stuck with half and half. Ruin my morning coffee. Ugh.

 

[Revoltingest]

The good news:
We defeated my idiot brother's court motion to disinherit 2 of my sisters.

The panty twisting part:
It cost several thousand bucks to deal with this frivolous suit.

The lesson:
Never let an angry stupid failure to launch be the executor of a trust.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I uncovered level of incompetence and associated disregard for policy that falls in the epic category with associated epic fail of course..... those who perpetrated it...well....they get a pass..... why...because now I have to fix it....we're all one team don't you know... of course my pointing out the obvious only gets me a stern talking too....... and it is now going to give me months of work to fix their incompetence... and they wanted it fixed fast.......add to that part of this....I Pointed out months ago as needing to be fixed....and of course those responsible did not listen..... the other part of this my boss said needed to be fixed a couple years ago..... and they did nothing........ I saw a job opening on the Cayman Islands the other day that is looking better and better....

 

[Wu Wei]

And another thing...just bought my lunch...got soup...one question...who the heck makes butternut squash soup SPICY!!!! HMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! apparently the people that made THIS soup do.....SHEESH!!!!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

The panty twisting part:
It cost several thousand bucks to deal with this frivolous suit.

This reminded me of that old joke:
"What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?"
"A good start!"

 

[Wu Wei]

blind rabbit and blind snake meet in the wood, neither has any idea what the other is so they decide to feel each other to figure it out

Snake feels the rabbit: hmm soft, fluffy, long ears....... you're a rabbit
Rabbit feels the snake: Cold, scaly, forked tongue..... You're a lawyer