What's Twisting Your Panties Today?

[Brickjectivity]

I have to have one of these hats.

 

[Revoltingest]

blind rabbit and blind snake meet in the wood, neither has any idea what the other is so they decide to feel each other to figure it out

Snake feels the rabbit: hmm soft, fluffy, long ears....... you're a rabbit
Rabbit feels the snake: Cold, scaly, forked tongue..... You're a lawyer

The difference between a lawyer & a vulture?
The former has removable wingtips.

The difference between a lawyer & a prostitute?
The latter will stop ****ing the client when he dies.

Something my own lawyer once told me.....
"It's the 99 out of a hundred lawyers who give us a bad name."

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Its more of a if i ask i make our friendship awkward, then anything else. Im gonna try to do it

Yup, I get it. *nods*
Without knowing your situation, and speaking generally, I'd still say go for it, for lotsa reasons I won't go into here.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

And another thing...just bought my lunch...got soup...one question...who the heck makes butternut squash soup SPICY!!!! HMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! apparently the people that made THIS soup do.....SHEESH!!!!

Spicy pumpkin? Oh HELL yeah. Only way to have pumpkin soup is to have it spicy!!!!
(Assuming a butternut squash is what we'd call a butternut pumpkin)