Who Else Misreads Titles?

[beenherebeforeagain]

I see

Sorry about god not being real

it is

Songs about god not being real

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

I'm breeding with the Amish community

It was:

In~breeding within the Amish community

 

[Revoltingest]

How many of you have read books by Marxist authors?
....looked like
How many of you have read books by Marx brothers?

 

[Luciferi Baphomet]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

Happens to me sometimes. lol

 

[Wu Wei]

Been a long and annoying day, but I just misread another one

What I read

Eva Wong ... Does Creationism

What it was

If Evolution Is Wrong ... Why Does Creationism Win By Default!?

 

[YmirGF]

@Revoltingest

I never mistreat turtles. Why do you ask?

 

[sun rise]

@Revoltingest

I never mistreat turtles. Why do you ask?

Because we were wondering which of the turtles all the way down you had messed with.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Because we were wondering which of the turtles all the way down you had messed with.

It was Yertle.

 

[YmirGF]

Because we were wondering which of the turtles all the way down you had messed with.

"You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment." - Francis Urquhart

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest

I never mistreat turtles. Why do you ask?

Enquiring mind, you know.

 

[McBell]

Enquiring mind, you know.

What do horses have to do with it?

 

[Rick O'Shez]

"A gap in Genesis"

Misread as "A gap in Guinness"

 

[Wu Wei]

Yet another misread

what I saw

Beijing religion in Judaism

what it is

Being religious in Judaism

 

[4consideration]

I read: What celebrities have you met in prison?


Title is really: What celebrities have you met in person?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I saw

The need for a giant porpoise/meany

It was:

The need for a grand purpose/meaning

 

[Wu Wei]

happened again

I saw

Diabolical Saint Michael Aquino

It was

Diabolicon of Saint Michael Aquino

 

[4consideration]

Read it as: Dentists: You're In Good Company!

Was actually: Deists: You're In Good Company!

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, now I'm worried about my eyesight

I saw

Wu Wei

It was

Free Will

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, I'm logging off...just did it again

I read
Candies on Fire in the World's Religions
It was
Candles and Fire in the World's Religions

 

[Revoltingest]

When did/do you get saved?
looked like
When dildo you get saved?