Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Ouroboros]

"Wales make history and go to semi-finals of Euro 2016"

I read it as:

"Whales make history and go to semi-finals of Euro 2016"

Is it some form of animal water polo going on in Europe nowadays?

 

[Revoltingest]

Thoughts on Brahman...
looks like....
Thoughts on Batman...

 

[Wu Wei]

What I saw

Non-theists and holidays. How to be celibate

what it actually was

Non-theists and holidays. How to celebrate

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Thread title: "If you don't believe that Jesus is God, then who is the deity in Genesis?"

What I saw: "If you don't believe that Jesus is God, then who is the deity in GUINNESS?"

 

[YmirGF]

I never mistreat poodles.

 

[Revoltingest]

I never mistreat poodles.

I've heard otherwise.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I've heard otherwise.

He's been busy with the spray paint again!

 

[Wu Wei]

yup

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Thread title: "Ask me anything about Oneness"

Rick-o-vision: "Ask me anything about GUINNESS"

 

[Ouroboros]

"Seeker-friendly Quotes"

Read as "Sneaker-friendly Quotes."

Rick would read it as "GUINNESS friendly quotes."

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

The Ape of Consent: Culture-Dependent or Universally Objective?

It was

The Age of Consent: Culture-Dependent or Universally Objective?

 

[Revoltingest]

Bishop Spongs 12 Points of Reformation of Christianity
looked like....
Spongebob's 12 Points of Reformation of Christianity

 

[Revoltingest]

What Are These Political Views Classified As?
looked like.....
What Are These Political Views...Classified Ads?

 

[Revoltingest]

What exactly is Yogamaya and Mahamaya?
looked like
What exactly is Yomama and Mahammed?

 

[Wu Wei]

I continually misread this title

I read

Bishop Sponges 12 Points off Reformation of Christianity

It was

Bishop Spongs 12 Points of Reformation of Christianity

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I continually misread this title
Bishop Spongs 12 Points of Reformation of Christianity

I keep thinking of Sponge Bob.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I keep thinking of Sponge Bob.

So did I, but I didn't want to ruin someone's day!

 

[Wu Wei]

I keep thinking of Sponge Bob.

After my first misread, I think the same exact thing, then I see what it really says

 

[Revoltingest]

And now for something completely relevant.....

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Thread title: "Your deity is a lie!"

Rick-o-vision: "Your dieting is a lie!"