Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I wasn't gonna post this, but since you bring it up:

The poophole in evolution theories...

Oh... how could you.....that's just disgusting

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Oh... how could you.....that's just disgusting

That's why I wasn't going to post it, but then you made me!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

The poophole in evolution theories...

I guess somebody had to say it.

 

[Wu Wei]

That's why I wasn't going to post it, but then you made me!

Oh sure...blame me... just because its my fault

 

[Onyx]

I thought it said:
Brothelytising

But it was:
Prothelytising

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Thread title: "UPG's"

Rick-o-vision: "RPGs"

 

[fantome profane]

I misread "I'm at Trump guy but"

as

"I'm a Trump butt guy"

and I'm sorry.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

May have already done this one, but I noticed it again today:

I saw:

Pirates of Deism

And my thought was a musical, ala Pirates of Penzance...

It was:

"Priests" of Deism

 

[Onyx]

I thought it said:
Satanists actually do know everything about the universe.

But it was:
Scientists actually do know everything about the universe.

 

[Revoltingest]

Curiouis George not permitted to post here?
was really.....
Curious? J.W.'s not permitted to post here?

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

The Chain of Infidelity

What it was

The Chain of Infallibility

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Morbidity is not subjective

What it was

Morality is not subjective

 

[ScottySatan]

What she said: "Can I help you?"

What I heard: "Will you have sex with me?"

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...it is time to log off and go for a walk when I see things like this

It was

Why Christianity's Infatuation With Sex?

I read

Wirey's Christian Infatuation With Sex?

 

[Ana.J]

Yes, I have the same issue when I try to read fast.

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae...

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Thread title: "How to go out to eat with small children"

Rick-o-vision: "How to go out to eat small children"

 

[fantome profane]

Thread title: "How to go out to eat with small children"

Rick-o-vision: "How to go out to eat small children"

I misread your post as "How to eat out small children".

Which is just wrong.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I misread your post as "How to eat out small children".
Which is just wrong.

Very wrong.

 

[Onyx]

I misread:
Do you fast?

As:
Do you feast?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Vacationing and Religious Beliefs

It was:

Vaccination and Religious Beliefs