Who Else Misreads Titles?

[beenherebeforeagain]

Read: Alligators Against Candidates

Was Actually: Allegations Against Candidates

I'd rather see you version

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Read: Alligators Against Candidates

I would love to visit McDonalds and say:
"Crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!"

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Shouldn't Tiffany include Mary?

What it was

Shouldn't the Trinity include Mary?

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read
What's the purpose of a lapel pin DIR "Evolution Vs. Creationism"

What it actually was

What's purpose to lable this DIR"Evolution Vs. Creationism"

and I think that means it is time to go out and work in the yard

 

[fantome profane]

I keep seeing this thread about a "Hole in Trump". And every time I look at that forum I still see it as "Hole in Trump". Maybe this reveals my bias, or maybe I am just hopeless.

 

[Godobeyer]

This is happened to me for real today, a thread made by friend @Laika !


Which Country do you live in?
I read it :
What country you wish live in?



http://www.religiousforums.com/threads/which-country-do-you-live-in.192691/

 

[Onyx]

I thought:
I am The Mahdi, comply with My Rulings

Was:
I am The @Mandi, comply with My Rulings

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

How do expatriates know when things that are bad for you.

What it said

How do you extirpate the things that are bad for you.

 

[Wu Wei]

Did it again....what I read

Just Occidental?

What it said

Just Accidental?

 

[fantome profane]

I misread "Who is Better in Bed?"

What I saw was "Who is Wetter in Bed?"

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Hypothermia causes the problems, not homeostasis

it was

Homophobia causes the problems, not homosexuality

 

[Wu Wei]

and yet another one

What I read

Science of Aborigines:- By popular demand

What it was

Science of Abiogenesis:- By popular demand

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Can Santa be reconciled with God?

It was...wait a minute, didn't I just read one that asked

Can Satan be reconciled with God?

for which my first thought was, "it should be: Can Santa..."

My head hurts!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Healing with Woodburning stoves

It was:

Heating With Woodburning stoves

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

What's wrong with those people who drink camel urine?

What it said

What's wrong with those people who drink camel urine?

I honestly could not believe I read that one correctly, I had to read it 5 times before I actually believed it said what it said

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Snow that God gave you

What it said

Show what God gave you

Misread one off RF today too, outside a local High School that shocked me, until I reread it

It gave the dates of a class

Maturation class

but I read

Masturbation Class

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What I read

Snow that God gave you

What it said

Show what God gave you

Misread one off RF today too, outside a local High School that shocked me, until I reread it

It gave the dates of a class

Maturation class

but I read

Masturbation Class

I figured that last out all by myself just fine, thank you very much!

Not so much the other one, though...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Conjugation of Internal Wifi

it was:

Conjuration of Infernal Winds

 

[Iti oj]

Who else misses tities

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, I am going to stop reading for awhile

What I saw

The Menstruation Argument

What it was

The Mistranslation Argument