Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Quagmire]

Thought If you love suffering, it loses it's power

was If you love surfing, it loses it's power

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Snowden Sahara desert!

What it was

Snow in Sahara desert!

 

[Milton Platt]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

i do not mistreat turtles!!!!!!!!!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

My new Satanic president

It was:

My new Satanic pendant.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

US Fake Rate

It was

US Flat Tax Rate

 

[fantome profane]

The logos. "In the beginning ...

I misread as

The legos. "In the beginning ...

 

[Rival]

I somehow just managed to misread 'degrees of faith' as 'duvet of death'.

I just don't even

 

[Revoltingest]

What is hell according to your tradition?
looked like.....
What the hell is your tradition!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I somehow just managed to misread 'degrees of faith' as 'duvet of death'.

I just don't even

That's one where you wonder if you can facepalm yourself...

 

[fantome profane]

I somehow just managed to misread 'degrees of faith' as 'duvet of death'.

I just don't even

'duvet of death' That sounds like a good title for my murder mystery novel. Can I use it?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

What are your predilections for...

They were:

What are your predictions for....

 

[Revoltingest]

Misquote in the Gospel
looked like
Mesquite in the Gospel

 

[Wu Wei]

You know, I have been posting in this post most of the afternoon and I have been wondering every single time what the title had to do with the topic since they did not seem to match at all. But I just noticed I have been misreading the title all day...

What I was reading

Nurturing Female Cartoon Characters

What it actually is

Neutering Female Cartoon Characters

 

[Rival]

"I supprt unicorns, higher minimum wage and socialized medicine."

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Cuomo is the far better religious deity than any other

What it was

Cosmo is the far better religious deity than any other

 

[Wu Wei]

Seen this title many many times, but today I misread it

What I saw

Is Cannabilism the Answer?

What it is

Is Cannabis the Answer?

 

[Revoltingest]

Is it Fair to Incarcerate Christians for their Belief?
looked like....
Is It Fair to Incinerate Christians for their Belief?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Is it Fair to Incarcerate Christians for their Belief?
looked like....
Is It Fair to Incinerate Christians for their Belief?

Both questions are worth answering. I'd generally go towards 'No', unless their 'Christian belief' drifts towards murdering homosexuals or atheists. Of course this isn't the place for such an important discussion, so I'll stop now.

 

[Revoltingest]

Both questions are worth answering. I'd generally go towards 'No', unless their 'Christian belief' drifts towards murdering homosexuals or atheists. Of course this isn't the place for such an important discussion, so I'll stop now.

None of the Xians I know plan to murder me or gays.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

None of the Xians I know plan to murder me or gays.

Me either. The ones I'm friends with seem mostly decent people, albeit with dubious taste in friends.