Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Viker]

I'm extra tired this morning. I totally mistook Christian Zionisme for Christian Zombiism.

And yes, zombiism is a thing. Definition of ZOMBIISM

 

[ChristineM]

I'm extra tired this morning. I totally mistook Christian Zionisme for Christian Zombiism.

And yes, zombiism is a thing. Definition of ZOMBIISM

Been there, read that...

 

[Subduction Zone]

Been there, read that...

That makes three of us this morning.

 

[Wu Wei]

I was rather shocked by this misread

I read

SCROTUM Overturns Bum Stock Ban​

It said

SCROTUS Overturns Bump Stock Ban​

 

[ChristineM]

I was rather shocked by this misread

I read

SCROTUM Overturns Bum Stock Ban​

It said

SCROTUS Overturns Bump Stock Ban​

Pervert

 

[Eddi]

I was rather shocked by this misread

I read

SCROTUM Overturns Bum Stock Ban​

It said

SCROTUS Overturns Bump Stock Ban​

The word SCROTUM in capitals sounds like a criminal organisation in a James Bond film

 

[Wu Wei]

Apparently I'm having trouble with word all in capital letters
I read

MEGA Nut Threatens FBI Agent After Hunter Biden Verdict. Arrested.​

It said

MAGA Nut Threatens FBI Agent After Hunter Biden Verdict. Arrested.​

 

[Brickjectivity]

I've begun to notice fewer yellow faced avatars. Does it seem that way to anyone else? A plumber perhaps or some sort of groundskeeper? Anyone remember someone like that?

 

[ChristineM]

I've begun to notice fewer yellow faced avatars. Does it seem that way to anyone else? A plumber perhaps or some sort of groundskeeper? Anyone remember someone like that?

Our friendly neighborhood mock Scott is away for a while.

Y'all Can Breathe A Wee Bit Easier This Week.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Our friendly neighborhood mock Scott is away for a while.

Y'all Can Breathe A Wee Bit Easier This Week.

I was concerned that we no longer exceeded his expectations.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I was concerned that we no longer exceeded his expectations.

He's trying to exceed ours...

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's trying to exceed ours...

Indeedy doodle!

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Let's discuss VIRUSES

It read

Let's discuss VIRTUES

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read

Let's discuss VIRUSES

It read

Let's discuss VIRTUES

I think I like your reading better...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Let's discuss VULTURES

It said:

Let's discuss VIRTUES

 

[Eddi]

I read:

Let's discuss VULTURES

It said:

Let's discuss VIRTUES

Vultures are awesome I would love to discuss them

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Vultures are awesome I would love to discuss them

I'll make a thread!

 

[Eddi]

I saw:

The end of the 80 year pterodactyl pact with Saudi Arabia is here. Prince is not renewing.​

It actually said:

The end of the 80 year petrodollar pact with Saudi Arabia is here. Prince is not renewing.​

 

[Eddi]

I saw:

Should Donald Trump be Sentenced to Jail for 34 Felonies?​

I thought it said:

Should Donald Duck be Sentenced to Jail for 34 Felonies?​

 

[Stevicus]

What I thought it said:

A Philosophical Laundry

But it actually said:

A Philosophical Quandary