Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I read

Open-Air-Poison: False Advertising or Fair Assessment?
It said
Open-Air-Prison: False Advertising or Fair Assessment?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Should Donald Trump be Sentenced to Jail for AI Felonies?

It said:

Should Donald Trump be Sentenced to Jail for 34 Felonies?

 

[ChristineM]

Why are people on the internet bi-sexual but people out in public aren't ?

Was

Why are people on the internet highly sexual but people out in public aren't ?

 

[Secret Chief]

I saw:

The end of the 80 year pterodactyl pact with Saudi Arabia is here. Prince is not renewing.​

It actually said:

The end of the 80 year petrodollar pact with Saudi Arabia is here. Prince is not renewing.​

Only a boy would misread it like that!

 

[ChristineM]

Why Plutocrats Are Rallying to Trump

I read as

Why Prostitutes Are Rallying to Trump

 

[Wu Wei]

I've been in IT to long

I read

Mitnick's Inherent Value​

It said

Mankind's Inherent Value​

for those who don't know
Kevin Mitnick

 

[Eddi]

I saw:

Human instinct. Yes or NO?​

I thought it said:

Human insect. Yes or NO?​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Richard Dawson says he is a Cultural Christian​

It said

Richard Dawkins says he is a Cultural Christian​

By the way it also confused me.... Richard Dawson died in 2012

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

the spiritual transgressions of your religion?

It said:

the spiritual treasures of your religion?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Salivation

Ir said:

Salvation

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Do you believe in a lateral devil?​

It said

Do you believe in a literal devil?​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Suppression of Free Will on Covid

It said:

Suppression of Free Speech on Covid

 

[ChristineM]

I didn't sleep much last night but there is no excuse for this...

Bible Creating Internment Camps For Mages

Was

Biden Creating Internment Camps For Magas

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Oasis​

It said

Osiris​

 

[Eddi]

I saw:

Do athletes believe in Justice?​

But it actually said:

Do atheists believe in Justice?​

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm tired, my head is stuffed up and I should go to bed

I read

Happy bear day Vouthon​

It said

Happy birthday Vouthon​

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm tired, my head is stuffed up and I should go to bed

I read

Happy bear day Vouthon​

It said

Happy birthday Vouthon​

When's bear day?

 

[Wu Wei]

Not a misread...but a mispronunciation

I read

Just for the sake of thought....​

It said

Just for the sake of thought...​

When I read it, I thought it was this

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Unprofitable Stone Paradox - Logically flawed argument people make every day

It said:

Unliftable Stone' Paradox - Logically flawed argument people make even today

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Redeeming Alaska.​

It said

Redeeming the Akedah.​