Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Eddi]

I saw:

Understanding Cosmology (Post 1)​

I thought it said:

Understanding Cosplay (Post 1)​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I saw:

Understanding Cosmology (Post 1)​

I thought it said:

Understanding Cosplay (Post 1)​

now THAT is a thread I would have been interested to read...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Suppression of Covid by Free Speech

It said:

Suppression of Free Speech on Covid

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Why aren't we leaving?

It said:

Why aren’t we learning?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Why aren't we leaning?

It said:

Why aren’t we learning?

 

[Tomef]

Why aren't we leaning?

Why aren’t we leaning? I’m for more leaning.

 

[Tomef]

I read:

Why aren't we leaving?

It said:

Why aren’t we learning?

Two misreads? I thought eagles had good eyes. When was the last time you successfully ambushed a small rodent?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Two misreads? I thought eagles had good eyes. When was the last time you successfully ambushed a small rodent?

Red Shouldered Hawk. I had to scoop up a baby mouse from the clutches of our cat the other day, and release it outside...

 

[Tomef]

Red Shouldered Hawk. I had to scoop up a baby mouse from the clutches of our cat the other day, and release it outside...

Aha.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Salutation​

It said

Situation​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Survival of the Fattest

then:

Survival of the Flattest

then:

Survival of the Flittest

It said:

Survival of the Fittest

 

[Eddi]

I saw:

Capuchin Monkey Prostitution​

I thought it said:

Captain Monkey Prostitution​

 

[Wu Wei]

I saw:

Capuchin Monkey Prostitution​

I thought it said:

Captain Monkey Prostitution​

I read the same thing, the same way....almost... but I read

Cappuccino Monkey Prostitution

 

[Tomef]

I read the same thing, the same way....almost... but I read

Cappuccino Monkey Prostitution

Monkey prostitutes? Cappuccinos seem like the least strange thing here. I suppose they should have some perks, though.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Soviet Canadian head transplants.​

I said

Soviet Canine head transplants.​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Louisiana becomes first state to require that Ten Commandments be disputed in public classrooms​

It said

Louisiana becomes first state to require that Ten Commandments be displayed in public classrooms​

And yes, it is time for eye drops

 

[Tomef]

Louisiana becomes first state to require that Ten Commandments be disputed in public classrooms

That might herald a new dawn in human civilisation.

 

[ChristineM]

Camel God

And

Canal God

Were

Carnal God

 

[ChristineM]

Why are a lot of people peasents ?

Was

Why are a lot of people pessimistic ?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Revolution​

It said

Revelation​