Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I read

Elton just called me​

It said

Elon just called me​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

The LSD and the LSD​

It said

The LDS and the LDS​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Your chance to call me God!

It said:

Your chance to guide me to God!

 

[Wu Wei]

This was a bad one

I read

How many fathoms in infinite?​

It said

Who can fathom the infinite?​

 

[Wu Wei]

I still misunderstand this thread title, every time I read it

It says

Starting a table-top RPG group​

and I think

Starting a table-top Rocket Propelled Grenade group​

​

 

[ChristineM]

I read

20 dandelion. Will that be in rubles?

It read

20 decillion. Will that be in rubles?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Tigger Warning, streets of Gaza​

It said

Trigger Warning, streets of Gaza​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Who Else Mistitles Threads?

It said:

Who Else Misreads Titles?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Our Virtual Alarm​

It said

Our Virtual Ashram​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Do you have a poor enemy? Does anyone relate? How do you remember things?​

it said

Do I have poor memory? Does anyone relate? How do you remember things?​

 

[Wu Wei]

Probably because I have worked in NYS Government for so long...but I misread this

I read

Thy King Cuomo, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.​

It said

Thy Kingdom Come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.​