Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I read

Elton just called me​

It said

Elon just called me​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

The LSD and the LSD​

It said

The LDS and the LDS​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Your chance to call me God!

It said:

Your chance to guide me to God!

 

[Wu Wei]

This was a bad one

I read

How many fathoms in infinite?​

It said

Who can fathom the infinite?​

 

[Wu Wei]

I still misunderstand this thread title, every time I read it

It says

Starting a table-top RPG group​

and I think

Starting a table-top Rocket Propelled Grenade group​

​

 

[ChristineM]

I read

20 dandelion. Will that be in rubles?

It read

20 decillion. Will that be in rubles?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Tigger Warning, streets of Gaza​

It said

Trigger Warning, streets of Gaza​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Who Else Mistitles Threads?

It said:

Who Else Misreads Titles?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Our Virtual Alarm​

It said

Our Virtual Ashram​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Do you have a poor enemy? Does anyone relate? How do you remember things?​

it said

Do I have poor memory? Does anyone relate? How do you remember things?​

 

[Wu Wei]

Probably because I have worked in NYS Government for so long...but I misread this

I read

Thy King Cuomo, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.​

It said

Thy Kingdom Come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Let Peanuts go!​

It said

Let Peanut go!​

 

[ChristineM]

Speak Only in Russian Song Lyrics

Was

Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Sun created Genesis Day 4, Plants Day 3?​

It said

Sun created on Genesis Day 4, Plants on Day 3?​

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...it appears I too am a pervert.....

I read

Random Condoms Thread​

It said

Random Coincidences Thread​

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

Speak Only in Buddhism Song Lyrics

What it really said:

Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

 

[Jimmy]

Thread 'Jesus is not God'
Jesus is not God

I read Jesus is not good

 

[Wu Wei]

misread this twice

1st time I read

Swelling in lips​

it said

Swelling in legs​

2nd time I rread

Selling my legs​

It still said

Swelling in legs​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

I was just given my first choker of this year​

It said

I was just given my first conker of this year​

 

[Eddi]

I thought that this:

Why do christianity get so much hate?​

Said this:

Why do chemistry get so much hate?​