Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I read

Daoism and Christ

It said

deism and christ

 

[Revoltingest]

Dead Lives Matter
was actually....
Dead Matter to Live Aware Matter

 

[Revoltingest]

Knowing Our Parasite
....was actually.....
Knowing Our Potentate


I've been watching too many "Monsters Inside Me" shows.
(It's about nasty parasitic infections.)

 

[SalixIncendium]

Is God out of time...

was actually

If God is outside of time...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Is God out of time...

was actually

If God is outside of time...

I read it as:

If God is out of lime...

then:

If God is outside the lines...

It's a month before my next eye exam; I'm pretty sure I need a new prescription...

 

[SalixIncendium]

Knowing Our Prostate

was actually

Knowing Our Potentate

I need to either clean my glasses or take a nap.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Mom Demands School Beans!

what it said was:
"Mum Demands School BANS Sleeping Beauty Because She 'Didn't Consent to Being Kissed'"

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Does Polynesian have an advantage over monotheism?

It said

Does polytheism have any advantages over monotheism?

 

[YmirGF]

I never mistreat tiles. Ceramics break so easily.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read

Daoism and Christ

It said

deism and christ

you seem to be on a kick lately...

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Good nature nurture God

It said

God=nature nature=God

 

[Brickjectivity]

My absense
came across as
My Abscess

 

[Revoltingest]

Women in Software
was actually....
Worm in the Software

 

[ChristineM]

Longboatapp....Is This Really A Thing?

Was

LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP....Is This Really A Thing?

 

[ChristineM]

I read:

Could Living Be An Addiction?

It was:

Could Luxury Be An Addiction?

Living is always a deadly addiction.

 

[Revoltingest]

Creationist Edgar Potato Discusses Intelligent Design
was actually.....
Creationist Edgar Postrado Discusses Intelligent Design

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Confirmation Blues

It was:

Comfirmation Bias

I expected it to be about people becoming Catholic...

 

[Wu Wei]

What I read

Christmas Phalluses

What it said

Christmas Fallacies

and yes, this does mean I need to log off and give my old tired eyes...and brain apparently... a break

 

[Enoch07]

What does golf have to do with anything on these forums?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Origami of the Germanic People

It was:

Origin of the Germanic People