Who Else Misreads Titles?

[Wu Wei]

I read

Standardised testing???

I read it again

Standardised testing???

I looked away, blinked my eyes and then read

Standardised testing???

........STANDARDIZED!!!!!!!!

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

disk like athem

It said

dislike atheism

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its Awkward Time Again!

It's Award Time Again!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

First, I read:

Erase a Comedian

Then I read:

Teresa Comedian

It was:

Tease a Comedian

 

[Revoltingest]

Are Genitals Inherently Atheists?
was actually....
Are Gentiles Inherently Atheists?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Dear friends

It said

Dead friends

 

[Twilight Hue]

How in the world do you misplace your titties?

The title had something to do with mammograms. That explains the misplaced titties.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Does the Heart Sutra teach Violence?

It said

Does the Heart Sutra teach Voidness?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Yarn bombing racists

it said

Yarn bombing racists

and I still don't think I am reading it correctly

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

I read

Yarn bombing racists

it said

Yarn bombing racists

and I still don't think I am reading it correctly

It is all made perfectly clear in this postmodernist expostulation.

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/14791420.2014.959453?src=recsys&journalCode=rccc20

 

[SalixIncendium]

First, I read:

Erase a Comedian

Then I read:

Teresa Comedian

It was:

Tease a Comedian

When I first saw it, I read it as @Terese a Comedian.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Nutty Born Again Christians In Decline

It said

Number Of Born Again Christians In Decline

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I like your reading better...

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon Pastrami
was actually....
Basant Panchami!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Greetings from the United Icehouse

It was:

Greetings from the United States

Icehorse was the one who most recently commented on the thread

 

[Wu Wei]

Checked for new threads..... there were 2 one listed right after the other...looking quickly I combined both and read

Can I have both, you know, God?

What they said was

Can I have both?

Do you know God?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

That's Puddin

I said

That's a Paddlin

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Quality of guns

It said

Quantity of guns

 

[Revoltingest]

This is one of the worst yet......

Who are the terrorists? Turds or Kirks?
was actually....
Who are the terrorists? Kurds or Turks?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Priest, Rabbi, Pharos, Seducer
It said
Priest, Rabbi, Pharisee, Saduccee