This might be the best misreading ever.
For those who didn't notice....
"A$$ angel"
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For those who didn't notice....
"A$$ angel"
Glad you liked it. We'd better point it out to @Wirey
I read:
Imagine a Single, Trapped Atom
It was:
Image of a Single, Trapped Atom
I thought it was going to be an episode of The Twilight Zone...cue Rod Serling...
Imagine a Single, Trapped Atom
It was:
Image of a Single, Trapped Atom
I thought it was going to be an episode of The Twilight Zone...cue Rod Serling...
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
This is not so much a misread as it is a mispronounce and misunderstand
Read
Job
It said
Job
I thought
Job, a paid position of regular employment
it meant
Job a wealthy man living in a land called Uz with his large family and extensive flocks. He is “blameless” and “upright,” always careful to avoid doing evil (1:1). One day, Satan (“the Adversary”) appears before God in heaven. God boasts to Satan about Job’s goodness, but Satan argues that Job is only good because God has blessed him abundantly. Satan challenges God that, if given permission to punish the man, Job will turn and curse God. God allows Satan to torment Job to test this bold claim, but he forbids Satan to take Job’s life in the process.
Read
Job
It said
Job
I thought
Job, a paid position of regular employment
it meant
Job a wealthy man living in a land called Uz with his large family and extensive flocks. He is “blameless” and “upright,” always careful to avoid doing evil (1:1). One day, Satan (“the Adversary”) appears before God in heaven. God boasts to Satan about Job’s goodness, but Satan argues that Job is only good because God has blessed him abundantly. Satan challenges God that, if given permission to punish the man, Job will turn and curse God. God allows Satan to torment Job to test this bold claim, but he forbids Satan to take Job’s life in the process.
I thought Yugo only made cars?
Btw, if you have one, avoid the Mackinac Bridge if winds are high.
That's why it confused me.
I think that warning also applies to Smart
Cars and the 500, among other minis.
Know what sits on the street and goes 'buzz, buzz, buzz?'
A Trabant stuck on a piece of chewing gum.
Something else only us geezers will get.
Had to edit because I forgot the punchline...
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From the internet....That's why it confused me.
I think that warning also applies to Smart
Cars and the 500, among other minis.
Know what sits on the street and goes 'buzz, buzz, buzz?'
A Trabant.
Something else only us geezers will get.
Q. How do you double the value of a Trabant?
A. Fill up the tank!
Q. How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant?
A. With a diary.
Q. Why do some Trabants have heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm when pushing.
Q. What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Trabant?
A. You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
Q. When does a Trabi reach its top speed?
A. When it's being towed.
A man went into a Trabant dealership and said to the salesman: "I'd like to buy a Trabant with a two-tone color scheme please? The salesman replied: "Certainly sir, we have one with that colour scheme, plus power steering, cruise control, adjustable power seats, air conditioning, and a digital instrument panel". The man replied: "You're joking!". The dealer responded: "Well, you started it!"
Yuri, a high ranking Soviet official, buys a Trabant. The salesman
says he can pick it up on July 10th at 10:30 in 10 years from now.
Yuri says.....
"No, I have an appointment with a plumber that morning."
Yuri (he got around) once single-handedly overcame a hijacker, wrestling the man to the floor and disabling the bomb he was carrying.
After the flight landed, he was roundly praised for saving the plane and the 110 passengers and crew. The reporter asked him about his bravery.
"Bravery-schmavery!" he said. "I was on my way back to Moscow from the Crimea. I had two suitcases full of fresh tomatoes, when the man jumped up and yelled that he was hijacking the plane to Turkey, and I knew I had to act quick!"
"What does that have to do with stopping the hijacker?" the reporter asked, incredulous.
"Do you have any idea the price I can get for fresh tomatoes in Moscow this time of year? What was I going to do with a hundred kilos of tomatoes in Turkey?"
There. That's two minutes of your life you'll never get back!
After the flight landed, he was roundly praised for saving the plane and the 110 passengers and crew. The reporter asked him about his bravery.
"Bravery-schmavery!" he said. "I was on my way back to Moscow from the Crimea. I had two suitcases full of fresh tomatoes, when the man jumped up and yelled that he was hijacking the plane to Turkey, and I knew I had to act quick!"
"What does that have to do with stopping the hijacker?" the reporter asked, incredulous.
"Do you have any idea the price I can get for fresh tomatoes in Moscow this time of year? What was I going to do with a hundred kilos of tomatoes in Turkey?"
There. That's two minutes of your life you'll never get back!