The best indicator of sexual prowess is post count.
I can get the job done in just a couple minutes.
Any challengers?
I can get the job done in just a couple minutes.
Any challengers?
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Who Is Better In Bed?
- Thread starter Revoltingest
- Start date
Where do you rank....& why?
(I'm sensing some revolutionary animal magnetism.)
Who is better than what?
Better in bed?
Welp, I have been known to drop off to sleep without even a moment's warning. So, I guess I'm pretty highly skilled in the bed.
Welp, I have been known to drop off to sleep without even a moment's warning. So, I guess I'm pretty highly skilled in the bed.
Do you have the superpower of being able to sleep on an airplane?
PeteC-UK
Active Member
Hi Folks...
lol....its no good having a high "post count" if you aint got no STAMINA mate
Get the job done in just a couple minutes -Hmm - that for schoolboys nervous and rushed...lol....A real man takes his time - gives his all -and so for sure offers a much deeper satisfation....lol....
Hence - my posts..?...STAMINA mate - satisfaction guaranteed
lol....its no good having a high "post count" if you aint got no STAMINA mate
Get the job done in just a couple minutes -Hmm - that for schoolboys nervous and rushed...lol....A real man takes his time - gives his all -and so for sure offers a much deeper satisfation....lol....
Hence - my posts..?...STAMINA mate - satisfaction guaranteed
I'm newer, still fresh. I don't have the experience you all do but I'm racking up the points fast. This is all I do, and I do it well, I can hold my own against any well-seasoned member. And besides, being slower just means I can keep up, like the energizer bunny, I don't stop, just keep going.
And besides, being slower just means I can keep up, like the energizer bunny, I don't stop, just keep going.
McBell
Unbound
I am not so sure that dominating the shortest time arena is something to brag about....I'm not going to contest your dominance
McBell
Unbound
Seems you are assuming he is not in bed when posting.....
McBell
Unbound
I thought it was pretty clear...
Posting while in bed.
Who is better at sex than at posting in bed? I do not post in bed. Do people do that?
I think it is not good for your sleep, if you ever sleep.
McBell
Unbound
No idea why you assume "sex" at all.
Again, I thought it perfectly clear that the OP is asking who is better at posting in bed.
Though I suppose I did make the assumption that he was meaning posting on RF,,,
McBell
Unbound
When I am working on the sewer system
Because down inside the pump stations is seriously rank.
OASN:
it is nuts crazy some of the things people flush down the toilet.
Bed is for sleeping and i do well
PeteC-UK
Active Member
Hi Folks..
Mestemia;
lol - try -VERY FIRST LINE - opening post - where Revoltingist says - "The best indicator of SEXUAL prowess is post count" lol.....
This whole thread went right over your head didnt it ..?...lol....Sure hope you pay more attention to detail IN bed than you do to your posts
Mestemia;
lol - try -VERY FIRST LINE - opening post - where Revoltingist says - "The best indicator of SEXUAL prowess is post count" lol.....
This whole thread went right over your head didnt it ..?...lol....Sure hope you pay more attention to detail IN bed than you do to your posts
McBell
Unbound
What...?Hi Folks..
Mestemia;
lol - try -VERY FIRST LINE - opening post - where Revoltingist says - "The best indicator of SEXUAL prowess is post count" lol.....
This whole thread went right over your head didnt it ..?...lol....Sure hope you pay more attention to detail IN bed than you do to your posts
Wait...
Hold on a sec...
Damn.
Co-worker turned on the conservative filter.
No worries.
I turned it back off.
Now, even if she figures out the password is "sexisgreat" she will be physically unable to type it in.
Actually, yes. A skill honed in too many early morning work flights.
I can get on a plane, decide to sleep, and not even be conscious for takeoff.
I'm a landlord.
I know.
The thangs that can happen upon & to a terlit......ew.....ewwwwww!