Wait til August when I start collecting Social Security.I think the real demons are, and probably always will be, most of the 1%.
Them young whippersnappers will really get their dander up when I'm live'n the life of Riley on their dime!
Let'm carp about "old coots", "wizened old crones", "dirty old men", "curmudgeons" & "geezers".
I'll be a smile'n all the way to the bank!