Who's Online?

[Unveiled Artist]

Who's online? Just checking. Are you online right now? Doesn't really matter to me whether you are or aren't, just please let me know.

Spoiler: Shooosht

Im hiddin'

 

[Sunstone]

I've just stolen this idiot's computer, so count me in.

Awesome! Someone besides me is online! I feel like I've waited all morning!

 

[Sunstone]

Spoiler: Shooosht

Im hiddin'

No worries! No worries at all! I can't see you anyway.

 

[savagewind]

Oh yes. I am here.

 

[`mud]

where ?

 

[Infinitum]

What's offline? You can't prove offline exists! You're all online without realizing it. Praise the Internet!

 

[`mud]

I am what I was and will be somewhere, hopefully !
If not...............I am !
I know....still confused !

 

[savagewind]

I am on and off one and off on and off. If I sit too long, it is not good.

 

[savagewind]

I am one. Honest to goodness! LOL @Jayhawker Soule

 

[WalterTrull]

We must forgive our offline brothers and sisters, and help them as much as we can (without touching). Unless they repent, they are doomed to continuous proselation, leading to taking ever longer showers. Their mothers will never understand and so also need forgiveness.

 

[savagewind]

Just as I suspected.

 

[YmirGF]

I'm always offline when I'm not online. It's a problem that I just can't seem to figure out a workaround. I lay awake at night worrying about this.... *sniffle*

At one time, I used to use bots, but found it psychologically scaring to put up with them sneering insufferably, "Yeah, like you did it!"

 

[Unveiled Artist]

Do you guys ever go to sleep!

 

[savagewind]

Have to go now......which means I am not.....

 

[WalterTrull]

"Yeah, like you did it!"

I knew it! I knew it! Didn't I say I knew it! I did! I did! I knew it!

 

[YmirGF]

I knew it! I knew it! Didn't I say I knew it! I did! I did! I knew it!

I already said it was psychologically scaring. Do you really need to use an ice pick to pound the point home?

*Retreats to safe space; begins sucking thumb, whilst quietly sobbing*

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am sitting on a chair, so I am definitely not on some sort of line.

 

[Brickjectivity]

What's offline? You can't prove offline exists! You're all online without realizing it. Praise the Internet!

Oh goody another crazed cultist to demoralize! I am definitely offline. Convince me otherwise. Hah you can't.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Do you guys ever go to sleep!

I blame whoever put the international dateline in a town called green witch.

 

[sun rise]

My browser is online quite a bit more than I am. Maybe I should hook up an AI chatbot so that I'm here even when I'm not here especially in the middle of the night when some people in other timezones believe that people should be up and about.