Who's Online?

[Deidre]

No...I'm not online. This is a figment of your vivid imagination!

 

[ChristineM]

I'm online, I've been downloading this file for ages

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm online. Given that I'm a bot, I can't really do the offline thing.
I tried nicking out for a Pina Colada last week, but travelling by USB is painful. Though perhaps not quite as painful as where the bartender placed the straw.

 

[savagewind]

i AM HERE AND LOOKING UP AN OLD POST. wHAT'S IT TO YOU?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Who's online? Just checking. Are you online right now? Doesn't really matter to me whether you are or aren't, just please let me know.

I'm online now, but there have been times in the past where I wasn't. I'll do my best moving forwards, but I have to admit, there will likely also be future times when I'm not online. But I'm still online now. And now. And still now. Yep, still here. Still here now. And now. Still here now.

 

[Rival]

I'm always here. I haunt this place like a ****ing poltergeist

 

[Twilight Hue]

Who's online? Just checking. Are you online right now? Doesn't really matter to me whether you are or aren't, just please let me know.

I would use the formal declaration of being inline good sir.