Why are the hot women mostly Republican?

[Sunstone]

I'm gonna lose my lunch.

 

[Baydwin]

Eh. Clean 'em up and dress them better, and they'd be kind of cute. You need something more like this:

Cross-species matings rarely result in viable offspring though.

 

[T-Dawg]

Wow. I'm getting more and more irritated at the obviously intentional idiocy present whenever I make a thread, ya'll know that?

Come on now, how many of you SERIOUSLY thought that the chart in the OP reflected my view of attractive women? That was just a (apparently very popular) depiction of a general stereotype that happened to correlate with the thread topic. I don't find Palin or Coulter physically attractive. My point was that in general, there seems to be a trend for physically attractive women to vote Republican, that I've observed both in real life annecdotes and online stereotypes. My topic was to address why this is. And you people derailed it on purpose, just like every other time I try to make a thread. I'm gettin' real tired of that kind of behavior, ya know?

Furthermore, everyone who suggested that this reflected who I would be voting for is an incredible disappointment to me. I'm extremely insulted by the people who would dare think that I would actually vote Republican for their women.

IT'S IN THE FREAKIN' JOKES SECTION.

Frubals to everyone who wasn't trolling. I think I have enough to go around.

EDIT: Hang on, I'ma address each and every troll post in the thread just so they all know who they are...

 

[T-Dawg]

This is a sad, sad display.

You aren't even TRYING to address the topic, are you?

A couple of reasons I see, right away...conservatives are breeding like rabbits (be fruitful and multiply, yo!), while liberals are either enjoying an 'alternative lifestyle' or having abortions on demand, LoL! (j/k....sort of) :trampo:

Only sort of joking?

It's so cute that you think Laura Bush and Peggy Noonan are hot.

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I DON'T, IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S CHART THAT I USED AS A JOKE. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

Sometimes.. standards get lowered. Despair idolizes the unworthy. He is young, to be fair.

... You too? Bah...

Maybe it's because woman are generally mature enough to vote for someone based on their policies, not on how they look? Yeah, no?

You HONESTLY thought I would vote for some Republican scumbag because of the women? Good grief.

I fixed it for you.

You're not serious about this topic, are you, T-Dawg?

(This isn't a troll post, but I'ma answer the question anyway)
The pictures are not my own vision of attractiveness, but it is a stereotype I've been noticing that seems to hold in real life (probably due to the lack of democrats in my area). The thread was supposed to be about that, but people derailed it.

I just gotta say - I think this is a very stupid thread.

And I'm an independent!

Good for you. Frankly, I don't care what your opinion is, especially since you aren't even going to actually discuss the topic.

that being said...it seems a republican thing to say democrats are all hairy and unnatractive....

Not the point. The chart is just there to illustrate the stereotype, not what I actually believe. You knew that.

 

[Quagmire]

Spoken like someone who's never attended an overnight camp-in/demonstration rally and pretended to actually care about the issues at hand just to score with hyper-enthusiastic pseudo-hippy activist chicks.

What the hell are kids doing with their time these days?

 

[Smoke]

I DON'T, IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S CHART THAT I USED AS A JOKE. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

Um, Dude. I knew you didn't make it; I've seen it a hundred times before. And I didn't really think you found Laura Bush and Peggy Noonan attractive, either.

Let's review. You posted something stupid in the Joke section, which is the right place to post it. Then you got angry because some people took you seriously. You got angry because some people didn't take you seriously. Above all, you were careful to take every response seriously, despite this being the Joke section.

I'm sorry you're upset, but don't put that on me. That's all you.

 

[Reverend Rick]

Eh. Clean 'em up and dress them better, and they'd be kind of cute. You need something more like this:

LOL, you have not seen anything. I'm going to have to go out on an RF photo shoot.

You would freak out if you ever watched the local news around here. Any time we have a train wreck or a house fire, the local news folks find the ugliest, toothless, uneducated most generally bizarre folks to interview. They make Larry the cable guy look like a rocket scientist.

Oh by the way, the couple above must be broke, they forgot to get themselves some new dress shoes at the walmart.

 

[Mathematician]

I find Rachel Maddow attractive. Alas, she is a lesbian, and I, a man.

 

[Reverend Rick]

I find Rachel Maddow attractive. Alas, she is a lesbian, and I, a man.

I find lesbians attractive as well. I guess it is because we have so much in common.

 

[Mr Cheese]

What the hell are kids doing with their time these days?

DUH! mastrubating... (in this case anyway)

 

[DarkSun]

You HONESTLY thought I would vote for some Republican scumbag because of the women? Good grief.

Seriously, that wasn't trolling. It was me misinterpreting your thread, and I'm sorry for that.

If you want to see real trolling, though, I could probably give that a go. I'm not a bad troll when I want to be.

 

[Azakel]

Young Padwan you seem to be attracted to the dark side.

Hey now, don't even compare the Dark Side to Republicans. The Dark Side is way cooler.

 

[DarkSun]

Hey now, don't even compare the Dark Side to Republicans. The Dark Side is way cooler.

Agreed. If McCain had Force Lightning, Obama wouldn't have stood a chance.

 

[Alceste]

Oh hell, T-Dawg, while I'm at it, let me help you out with those Democratic women from the OP.

It might be helpful to remember that only Susan Estrich, at 58, is under sixty, and only Estrich, Clinton, and Streisand are under seventy. Helen Thomas will be ninety in August.

By contrast, only Laura Bush among the Republicans in the OP is over sixty.

I noticed that too. Just out of curiosity...

Young Streisand

Young Clinton:

Young Reno:

Young Pelosi:

I couldn't find the others, but anyway, this is a dumb thread.

The real question is why are conservative women so much stupider than liberals? Beauty is only skin deep but stupidity goes right to the bone.

 

[Alceste]

Can not resist:



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