Why Are You Always Right?

[ChristineES]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

 

[savagewind]

I want to be

 

[xkatz]

I am right because I use circular reasoning because I am right.

 

[savagewind]

I am the one who is always right because I like seeing them lose their cool. It's so human.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its because I'm always smarter, plus the universe is grateful to me for being born.

 

[Vinayaka]

I'm always wrong. It's easier to defend that position.

 

[4consideration]

I am right because I used to think something, but now I think something different...so since I know what was wrong and I think something different now, that makes me right.

 

[Vinayaka]

I am right because I used to think something, but now I think something different...

Just because you thing something different from before doesn't mean its right. Both ideas could be dead wrong.

2+2 = 5, then 2+2 = 6 ???

 

[Alceste]

I'm always right because I lost the whole left side of my body in a tragic ukulele accident.

 

[Sabour]

Are you implying that I may be left?

 

[xkatz]

Are you implying that I may be left?

 

[sun rise]

I'm right because I research everything I post for hours except for a few trivial posts not worth bothering with.

 

[Triumphant_Loser]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

Because someone has to be. Might as well be me.

 

[Triumphant_Loser]

...I'll take twelve...

 

[Draka]

Because if I try to write with my left hand it is practically completely illegible. Due to this fact I always use my right. I'm ALWAYS right, you hear me? So you never have any reason to doubt me. Ever. At all. Without question. Period.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Actually, I don't like to talk about it. It's really getting to me, to be honest.
The other day I was TRYING to be wrong, and I just couldn't be. It was like whatever I said BECAME right as soon as I said it.

It's like, I just make stuff up, and it BECOMES TRUE!!!

Watch, I'll prove it.

Right now you're thinking about sheep.


See what I mean? You were off living your life, I make up some random crap, and it immediately BECOMES TRUE!!!

It's too much responsibility. I don't like it. I wish I wasn't always right, but what can I do?

 

[Willamena]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

It's a phenomenon.

 

[Thief]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

ok...so the jig is up.....I confess....

How did you spot me with all the deliberate fake mistakes I post?
I even use an occasional tipo.

 

[columbus]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

Yes, there is a divine reason.

I'd explain what it is, except the abrahamicists would think I was interfering with their free will. They hate when I do that. And they are my chosen people. So I won't.

Tom

 

[roger1440]

Is there any reason why you are the one who is always right?

I used to to my girlfriend, "I'm a guy, I know stuff". Maybe that's why she's not around anymore.