Why Do People Breathe?

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Why are there saints that could miraculously stop eating but no saints that miraculously stopped breathing?

It´s a serious lack of consiousness in this issue.

What about Saint Timmy of the Blessed Toy Purchase Coercion?

 

[Songbird]

You're still doing it, people. Shape up.

 

[9Westy9]

You're still doing it, people. Shape up.

*looks up* I don't see no shape

 

[Quagmire]

People breath because they know it annoys me.

 

[Songbird]

I have something of immense profundity to say. Or is it fecundity...?

Aw, I forgot what it was now.

 

[Quagmire]

I have something of immense profundity to say. Or is it fecundity...?

Aw, I forgot what it was now.

Well, if you remember later it'll be retrofundity.

 

[Songbird]

Well, if you remember later it'll be retrofundity.

I hope it's pro-rated. I don't want to pay for more than I actually use.

 

[cablescavenger]

Its better than farting.

OK, here's a conundrum for you.

You are in a space suit floating above earth. You haven't long eaten your dinner and you feel some lowly bubbling in your guts brewing up something special. You suffer from a weak stomach and are particularly sensetive to gut smells which make you ill.

What do you do?

 

[SageTree]

A poem for the good people...

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Poetry by RUMI -- Only Breath - YouTube

 

[Me Myself]

Breathing is an abomination of nature. You ever seen rocks breathing? don´t think so.

that´s because they are atuned to the natural order. Most things don´t breath, so we should understand that´s how nature intended it. Nature intends us to stop breathing.

I know so because it is obvious when you think about it. It is the Order of Nature.

 

[Me Myself]

I suspect there's a strong connection there.

why oh why cannot I frubal you again ! xD

 

[badger]

I think the main reason for me being a committed breather is that I hate to see all that lovely oxygen go to waste. That, and the fact that it gives my lungs something to do!

 

[idav]

People just breathing like it's free or something. We can hinder all the breathing if we start charging a tax.

 

[Marble]

I don't breath often.
Actually I do it only when I smoke, to get that pot into my body.

 

[Songbird]

I've noticed a decrease in breathing recently. Is it due to global warming? Banning women? (I don't know what we're banning them from, but just a general banning of women.) Anyone else feeling like there are fewer breathers out there?

 

[Viker]

I've noticed a decrease in breathing recently. Is it due to global warming? Banning women? (I don't know what we're banning them from, but just a general banning of women.) Anyone else feeling like there are fewer breathers out there?

LOL. Zombies. Zombies don't breathe and they seem to be a growing demographic group. And women being banned may be a part of it.

 

[atanu]

I've noticed a decrease in breathing recently. Is it due to global warming? Banning women? (I don't know what we're banning them from, but just a general banning of women.) Anyone else feeling like there are fewer breathers out there?

Here it is spring and a lot of songbirds are breathing and singing near me. Kooo Kooooo. It is most irritating.

 

[Viker]

Here it is spring and a lot of songbirds are breathing and singing near me. Kooo Kooooo. It is most irritating.

You're joking, right? Cos I love me some little songbirds. They either wake me pleasantly or let me go to sleep relaxingly. I didn't know until now they breathed, wow - new stuff.

 

[atanu]

You're joking, right? Cos I love me some little songbirds. They either wake me pleasantly or let me go to sleep relaxingly. I didn't know until now they breathed, wow - new stuff.

Hey. Your moniker should be Biker and not Viker.

 

[Songbird]

LOL. Zombies. Zombies don't breathe and they seem to be a growing demographic group. And women being banned may be a part of it.

Zombies do have their upside! Plus, you never have to wonder what one's thinking. It's always the same thing - I want to eat you. It really simplifies communication.