Yep. I'm one of those Yemeni Jews who learned to read upside-down. Nothing I can do about that.Hey bro, you always read your siddur upside down?
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Yep. I'm one of those Yemeni Jews who learned to read upside-down. Nothing I can do about that.Hey bro, you always read your siddur upside down?
Generally guided, and get guardian angels interacting... Yet don't visually see anything.do other angels sometimes contact you from heaven to check in on how you're doing?
Because of the criteria of doomsday, the Fake Jews need to prove they're atheist by completely rejecting the scriptures globally, whilst making their own up.Why doesn't God just bring about doomsday now? If we've already failed it all, I mean. Let's get this party started, you know? Could you put in a word for us?
Do real Jews even use siddurs? What say you, High Archangel @wizanda?Hey bro, you always read your siddur upside down?
Riiiiiight. That's also why your Siddur's in English. Okay. I'm just going to have a word as the Beis Din now, don't mind me, just...wandering away...Yep. I'm one of those Yemeni Jews who learned to read upside-down. Nothing I can do about that.
Sounds about right, except for the trashing bit. That's god's job, according to you.Though I'm ever hopeful some Jews will listen, loads act like children who are like "yeah we don't have to listen, lets throw a party, and trash the place!!"
Whew, I'm only rejecting 99%... I'm still in.Fake Jews need to prove they're atheist by completely rejecting the scriptures
Noooo don't ask. If you ask some people for a siddur they hand you a plate with bitter herbs and stuff!Do real Jews even use siddurs? What say you, High Archangel @wizanda?
No, it doesn't. But who cares about Jews anyways?The vote doesn't look good though.
Is this from experience?Noooo don't ask. If you ask some people for a siddur they hand you a plate with bitter herbs and stuff!
MeNo, it doesn't. But who cares about Jews anyways?
Fortunately not.Is this from experience?
+1, I was thinking the same thing.Is this from experience?
I'm happy that you've at least got some sane entities to talk to. Must get a little lonely around here, hanging out with all of us insane mortals.Generally guided, and get guardian angels interacting... Yet don't visually see anything.
Revelation 11:18 The nations were angry, and your wrath came, as did the time for the dead to be judged, and to give your bondservants the prophets, their reward, as well as to the saints, and those who fear your name, to the small and the great; and to destroy those who destroy the earth.”That's god's job, according to you.
I care, which is where I've been sent from Heaven as the Light of Israel, to try to light the way out of the darkness...But who cares about Jews anyways?
Revelations, huh? That's a Christian book. Means the trashers are Christians.God is removing those trashing the place.
I honestly think you should talk to an actual rabbi, it might work.Yet I can not guide anyone, if they're not willing to listen.
We're all listening.Yet I can not guide anyone, if they're not willing to listen.
Almost not accepted as canon. Latest book added. Unfortunate. Could have saved us a lot of misery had the vote gone the other way.Revelations, huh? That's a Christian book. Means the trashers are Christians.
But then someone came up and said: "WAAIIITTT!!! This has to get in, this'll cause a lot of misery in the world!"Could have saved us a lot of misery had the vote gone the other way.
'Yes! It will just top off all the anti-Semitic stuff in the Gospels! A LAKE OF FIRE!!!'But then someone came up and said: "WAAIIITTT!!! This has to get in, this'll cause a lot of misery in the world!"
Head priest: "Oh? Really?! Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?"